FRIDAY, MAY 19, 2017

The busiest intersection in the Tri-State at Beechmont Avenue and Five Mile Road in Anderson Township is now scheduled to “officially reopen” at 6:00 AM tomorrow morning because paving on the World’s Most Expensive Left Turn Lane has finally been completed, and Aggravated Andersonians will no longer be forced to find alternate routes to avoid that insidious intersection. 

 EMTs at all Anderson Fire Stations and the Deputies at the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Department in Anderson all have betting pools where Anderson Residents can wager on the time the first accident will occur. 6:01 AM tomorrow has already been reserved.