THURSDAY, MAY 11, 2017

To Be Even More Politically Incorrect

This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about some of the recent revisions in the Whistleblower “Stylebook,” which like at all print publications, shows the rules and examples of usage, punctuation, and typography, used in preparation of copy for publication.

For example, in The Blower’s recent “Gender Bender Update,” Kane explained about that time his old friend G. Gordon Liddy lectured his audience why we should always be using the word “sex,” instead of “gender.” Gender is a linguistic term, and is not scientific or legal. People are born of the “female” or “male” sex, not gender. Forcing the use of improper words is a way of controlling the language and is an old Leftist technique that has actually been quite successful. “Transgender” is among the new words being forced upon us, when the word should really be “Transsexual.”

Then Kane followed up on Milwaukee Sheriff David Clark’s suggestion for Members of the Conservative Media always to refer to Hillary as “Mrs. Bill Clinton” and use every opportunity to connect Crooked Hillary to her co-conspirator.

Next Kane explained the change last year when The Blower’s Official “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-ditions (explaining where biased local newscasts begin) became our Official “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-ditions, because most of the headlines you see these days are really whoppers?

For example, today Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe told senators that contrary to this morning’s Fake News reports, the FBI’s investigation into Russian interference in the elections, including any collusion by Trump’s campaign, is “adequately resourced.” Last night, two unnamed officials told the Fake News Washington Post that ex FBI Director James Comey had requested more resources from the Justice Department for the investigation days before he was fired. Justice Department spokeswoman Sarah Isgur Flores called reports of such a request “totally false,” and that the request “did not happen.” Obviously, the lie that President Trump fired Comey after he requested more resources for the investigation fueled DemocRAT’ false narrative that Trump was trying to squelch the investigation.

Which leads us to today’s final revision, changing the term “Obama’s Bully Pulpit” (when referring to the Obama White House) to “Obama’s Bullshit Pulpit.” “Unfortunately,” Kane admitted, “that revision is more than eight years overdue.”