SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (OCTOBER 26), in our Official “Pre-Election Focus Group” E-dition, The Blower said, “Best of Luck Figuring Out which Candidates Lies to Believe!”
In our Special “Kasich’s Big Chance” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s What Everybody In Ohio’s Been Waiting For!”
In our “Political Correctness Running Amok” E-dition, The Blower said, “Here’s Just One More Example!”
TUESDAY (OCTOBER 27), in Special “Ignorance and Apathy” E-dition, The Blower said, “Indecision 2015 Has Been The Most-Dull-And-Boring Campaign In History!”
In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower was “Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our “Boehner’s Bequests”” E-dition, The Blower said, “He’s Leaving Us Something To Remember Him By!
And in our “Understanding The Polls” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Reading More Than The Headlines!”
WEDNESDAY (OCTOBER 28), in our “Snitches and Bitches” E-dition, The Blower said: “It’s Because Even You Bitches Can Still Be Snitches!
In our Special “Buckeye Ballots” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Taking Issue With The Issues!”
And in our Another “GOP TV Debate Show” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Hoping The Third Time Will Be The Charm!”
In our “Fools for Schools” E-dition, The Blower said, “A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted!”
In our “Boehner’s Last Betrayal” E-dition, The Blower said, “And it Was Really a Doozy!”
THURSDAY (OCTOBER 29), in our Special “Media Bashing in Boulder” E-dition, The Blower said, “Republicans Finally Find A Winning Attack”
In our Special “Insensitive Halloween Costumes Warning” E-dition, The Blower said, “More Political Correctness Running Amok!”
And in Another “Whistleblower War on Bureaucracy” E-dition, The Blower said, “Problems At The VA!”
FRIDAY (OCTOBER 30) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other than Revered Former Six-Term Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen, our Anderson resident who’s busy lately motivating audiences around the world with his inspirational speeches about how America could be on the right track these days, if only all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press hadn’t doomed this once great nation to the next 449 days of America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody in Northern Kentucky who liked Halloween because they could all dress up in false faces and women’s clothes, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner was our old friend, the Cross-Dressing Attorney (shown at right), who always said clothes make the man, and vice versa.
In our Another “Stupidity in Cincinnati” E-dition, The Blower said, “This Time, They’re Sending In The Survey Monkey!”
In our “Mailbox Alert” E-dition, The Blower said, “Your Postman Really Earned His Money Today!”
And in our “Tomb It May Concern” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s really hard to tell the difference between Halloween and Election Day!”
SATURDAY (OCTOBER 31) in our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured “More Real American Heroes!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said: “Is Reince Priebus Finally Waking Up?”
In our “Halloween and Politics Jokes” E-dition, The Blower said, “Sometimes It’s Really Hard To Tell The Difference!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
So if you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And if you’d like to learn where The Blower plagiarized our “Week That Was” format 170 weeks ago, CLICK HERE.
