SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (OCTOBER 5), in our Special “Early Voting” E-dition, The Blower said, “For People Who Want To Vote Early And Often”
In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!
In our “Political Phraseology” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome, Wordsmiths!”
And in our “Redneck Rumble” E-dition, The Blower said, “Muslims in Florence to be Targeted!”
TUESDAY (OCTOBER 6), in Special “Early Voter Fraud” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hooray, Hooray, Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud Begins Today!”
in our Another “Boehner’s Betrayal Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “He’s Not Finished Yet!”
In our “Hillary’s History” E-dition, The Blower said, “So How Bad Were Those Clintons Anyway?
In our “Early Voter Fraud Update” E-dition, The Blower said: “It’s The Dawn Of The Voting Dead”
WEDNESDAY (OCTOBER 6), in our “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”
In our Another “It’s Un-Debatable” E-dition, The Blower said, “Have Vipers’ Debates Become the “Common Core” of Politics?”
In our “Tools and Fools” E-dition, The Blower said, “For People Who Don’t Seem To Know The Difference!”
In our “Redneck Rumble Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Hoping for a Peaceful Anti-Muslim Protest!”
And In our “Political Profiteering” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Obama’s Outrageous Oregon Offense!”
THURSDAY (OCTOBER 8), in our Special “Speaker Vote” E-dition, The Blower said, “Are Republicans Finally Going To Do Something?”
In our “Chaos in Congress” E-dition, The Blower said, “Election for Speaker Postponed!”
In our “Chaos in Congress Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Kevin McCarthy? We Thought You Meant “Charlie McCarthy!”
And in our “It Was Only A Joke” E-dition, The Blower said, “But Some People Must’ve Thought We Were Serious”
FRIDAY (OCTOBER 2) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other than Hereditary Patronage County Party Boss Peter Principal, who was forced to lay off most of his Early Voting Staff at his Board of Elections this week because not that many people are showing up to vote early and often for their FREE stuff, even any of the Deceased DemocRATS being investigated in that Pot Petition Scam throughout every Middlesex, Village, and Farm in Ohio.
In our Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition (“Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990!), The Blower said: This week, everybody who thinks all those media news polls are really bogus (especially after that recent poll showed that 84% of the people claimed they would never lie to a pollster), e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
In our “Chaos in Congress Continues” E-dition, The Blower said, “And We’re Doing Our Best To Keep It That Way!”
And in our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!.”
SATURDAY (OCTOBER 10) in Our Official “National Sarcasm Month” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because Beating the Crap out of people is illegal!”
In our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured “A Police Hero in Houston!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said, “Republican Rebranding Required!”
In our “Partisan Politicizing” E-dition, The Blower featured “Our Politicizer-In-Chief!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!