THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2015
John Boehner Goes Out Like A Wimp
Disgraced RINO House Speaker John Boehner delivers his farewell remarks on the House floor at 9:40 a.m. Thursday. John Boehner told reporters he has no second thoughts on his decision to resign and leave Congress before the end of his term. He says Congressman Paul Ryan, who was endorsed by House Republicans for speaker Wednesday, is the right person to carry on his unfinished business. Boehner says he told Ryan being speaker could be the loneliest job in the world because you’re away from friends and family, forced to make tough decisions on your own. Boehner cried during his farewell speech to Congress, waving goodbye with a box of tissues. How pathertic was that?
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
It’s Revered Former Six-Term Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen, our Anderson resident who’s busy lately motivating audiences around the world with his inspirational speeches about how America could be on the right track these days, if only all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press hadn’t doomed this once great nation to the next 449 days of America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in recognizing Real American Conservatives, is pleased to permit The Honorable Bob McEwen, who is also Executive Director of the Council For National Policy as our guest editor to choose three Boehner Bashing Political Cartoons plus a quickie Boehner Bashing Illustration for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
And A Quickie From Photo-Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper who shows us Boehner’s Farewell He Leaves With No Regrets, No Burden, No Balls (and All Together NO HONOR)
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
Today’s Really Stupid Statement Award
With every 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate ahead of him in the polls making headlines by hammering the hell out of those biased CNBC panelists, Ohio Governor John Kasich says “I Was Very Appreciative” of the CNBC Moderators.” Don’t take our word for it. Watch it here.
Stories We’re Working On
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Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s what the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said people will be dressing up like at Miss Vicki’s Halloween Party tomorrow night:
(A) Unemployed People: 2%
(B) Dead Celebrities: 1%
(C) Black folks, just like Obama: 1%
(D) Scantily Clad Cougars in Heat: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
OUTRAGEOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES HOT LINE
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Obama’s Halloween Costume Advice
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