THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2015

Costumes Whiney-Ass Liberals Say You’re Not Supposed To Wear

Yesterday in Anderson, Disguised DemocRATS were complaining about Saturday’s Big Anderson Township Halloween Party scheduled at the Anderson Government Center, because Cappel’s Costume Store reported several Republicans had purchased “insensitive costumes.”

Those PC Fanatics always warn against using cultural stereotypes and marginalized groups as costumes. Despite those efforts, ISIS soldier and suicide bomber continue to be popular choices, along with sexy geisha, Mexican mariachi, and Indian princess.

This year, several retailers began offering Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes featuring variations of the ensemble worn by the transgender trailblazer for her iconic Vanity Fair cover. Disguised DemocRATS say the costume mocks the transgender community and promotes transphobia by reducing Jenner to a stereotype. 

Last Week, Ohio’s Second District Congressman/Podiatrist “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup was seen trying on costumes at Cappel’s, but nobody’s quite sure which one he’ll be wearing to Saturday’s Big Anderson Township Halloween Party.

The Blower’s Hoping He Comes Dressed Like Caitlyn Jenner.