TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 29, 2020
BEST FAKE NEWS IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1104th Day In Office

 MASSIVE MAGA CROWD

HUGE President Trump Fans Ahead of Yesterday’s Wildwood, NJ RALLY 

NON-CELEBRITY EULOGIES
Recognize any of these smiling faces?

There’s probably no reason you should, since they’re only the other victims in Kobe Bryant’s helicopter crash.

WHAT’S IN A NAME?

Summing Up The Disingenuous D-RATS’ Case For Impeachment, Did Jerrold Nadler really call The Trumpster A Dicktater?”

IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE MEANING OF “INNOCUOUS” 

This week, the Clermont Cronies are trying to confirm if one reason the Clermont County Republican Party was reluctant to endorse “Mean Jean Schmidt” had anything to do with that so-called “innocuous kiss” on the cheek Feckless Fishwrapper Jason Williams reported she gave Obama at the 2012 State of The Union Address.

THE HIGH COST OF SLANDER

 In Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo wonders now that FAKE NEWS CNN has settled, what’s the status of all those other humongous defamation lawsuits lawyers for Cov Cath student Nick Sandmann filed against members of the America-hating, Donald Trump-hating, Catholic Church-hating, abortion-opponent hating media who defamed, slandered, and doxed the #CovingtonBoys on Twitter.

Finally, Political Pass-Times

At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the popularity of The Whistleblower Fax Edition during the 1990s. Seen here is Cincinnati Compost Photographer Bob Dickerson’s photo of Cincinnati Clowncil-man Windbag sneaking a copy of that day’s Blower to fellow Clowncilman Tirade Yates (Now a Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge) behind the back of Todd Portune (Whom we all now fondly remember).