FRIDAY, JANUARY 17, 2020
WE’RE ENJOYING THE D-RATS’ MOST IDIOTIC IMPEACHMENT EVER
On Trump’s 1,092nd Day In Office
Today, The Blower Is Remembering What Happened On January 17, 2017, When There Were Only Three More Days Until Trump Could Begin Undoing All The Damage Obama Had Done To The Country
JANUARY 17, 2017
“We’ve Already Established What You Are, Now It’s Only It’s Only A Matter Of Negotiating The Price”
At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all those protesters threatening to disrupt President-Elect Donald Trump’s Inauguration in three more days that The Blower reported in last night’s “Monday Message” E-dition.
“It’s hard to believe anybody’s protesting for free these days,” Kane explained, “not with fake organizations like Demand Protest running job ads in more than 20 cities offering to pay $2,500-per-month for agitators to demonstrate at this week’s presidential inauguration events.
“We pay people already politically motivated to fight for the things they believe. You were going to take action anyways, why not do so with us!” the bogus ad says. “We are currently seeking operatives to help send a strong message at upcoming inauguration protests.
“The job offers a monthly retainer of $2,500 plus “our standard per-event pay of $50/hr, as long as you participate in at least six events a year,” as well as health, vision and dental insurance for full-time operatives.”
The Washington Times says Trump has been complained about paid activists both before and after the 2016 presidential campaign, but if anti-Trump advocacy groups are juicing their crowds with hired help, nobody’s admitting it.
Then Kane assigned one of the interns to call Cincinnati City Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback and ask if he and those other ladies are all expecting to get $50-per-hour for marching in their totally useless Cincinnati Women’s Anti-Trump March this Saturday.