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Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS STORY — 
Trump’s New Tax Plan Speech Today
(We’ll Have A Lot More To Say About This Tomorrow)

— HURRICANE HARVEY HEADLINES —
HUCKABEE: Trump’s Foes Looking for Ways to Criticize Harvey Response


HANNITY: Media Politicize Tragedy To Attack President Trump

 

 

GUTFELD: America’s Response To Tragedy Repudiates The Media


FAKE NEWS CNN and MSNBC Blame Hurricane Harvey on Climate Change


Flood Survivor Goes Off on CNN Scum


POLITICO Cartoon Mocks Harvey Victims


STUPID SHEILA JACKSON LEE Repeatedly Confuses Sandy Hook With Superstorm Sandy on CNN

Flashback: When Obama Monitored Storm Flooding from Martha’s Vineyard
Enough with the double standards already!

—   RADICAL ANTIFA TERRORIST UPDATE — 

Ingraham: Antifa Violence Ignored, They’re Felons


ANTIFA Assaults Disabled Veteran In A Wheelchair


Berkeley ANTIFA Riot 8 

— TONIGHT’S TWITTER WAR —

 

— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM BIG HAIRY NEWS —

ANTIFA Trump Protesters Arrested In Texas

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (World News Bureau) – Six self-proclaimed ‘ANTIFA Marines’ on a mission to disrupt President Trump’s visit to hurricane-ravaged South Texas were rescued from flood waters and taken into custody Tuesday morning.

Sources say Corpus Christi Police received reports of several masked individuals on an overturned boat in the swollen Tule Lake Channel. After rescuing the men aged 19-24, police found clubs, “paint bombs,” several misspelled signs, and nearly a half pound of soggy marijuana on the boat. The men were taken into custody on a variety of charges. (MORE)

TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE

Name the things liberals tolerate. We’re stumped.

The mask wearing, yelling and perpetual panty bunched paranoid liberals have yet to find anything they can tolerate. Perhaps it only leaves intolerance. The best we could come up with is a significant tolerance for the smell of their own urine. 

— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —

Report: Anything That Challenges Your Worldview Is Fake News

CAMBRIDGE, MA—According to a new Harvard research study released Thursday, anything that you come across that challenges your worldview can safely be disregarded as fake news. (MORE)

— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —

Nation Could Really Use Story About Dolphin Saving Flood Victims Right About Now

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

The divide between the left and right is widening in America. Instead of rational debate, we’re seeing more vitriol and trench digging. The mainstream media and the left want President Trump impeached. Their bogus ‘Russia’ narrative has unravelled, so now they’re calling Trump’s supporters ‘Nazis’ or ‘white supremacists.’ This is nothing but hysteria and completely ludicrous, but I’ve experienced similar attacks for years. I’m a libertarian cartoonist, but many on the left seem to think that makes me a ‘Nazi.’ No—we libertarians despise socialism in any form! (MORE)

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Wednesday Is Day Number 224. There Are Now Only 1,160 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.