Daily Archives: July 8, 2023

“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (07/07/2023)

FRIDAY, JULY 07, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-EIGHTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

The Babylon Bee Reviews Leftist Memes Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs.
They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it

A guy we’ll call “TRANS-TAMER Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if PELOSI’S BOY TOY flew the Gay Flag during Cincinnati’s June’s Gay Pride Month at his inconveniently located office in Lebanon, Ohio.

“Just like when he was at Cincinnati City Hall,” Kane explained.

Cocaine Found At White House

The Secret Service confirmed that testing showed an unidentified white substance found in the White House during a routine search is cocaine, with the investigation into how it got there still ongoing. What do you think?

“The fair thing to do now is distribute it equally to all Americans.”

COLTON KEMPER, NUMBER DEDUCER

 

 

“To be fair, cocaine was a prescription medicine when Biden was young.”

DAKOTA GILBERT, AMATEUR CLAIRVOYANT

 

 

 “If it doesn’t send a Black person to jail, does it even count as drugs?”

MIGUEL BADILLO, CHEESE AGER

 

THE ONION

BABYLON BEE

NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICA L PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINTON POST  REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.

Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 486 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.