TODAY IS
SATURDAY, JULY 08, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S YESTERDAY’S MEDIA ADVISORY THAT WAS SCHEDULED TO BE SENT BY OUR 99.9% RELIABLE SPECTRUM BUSINESS CLASS E-MAIL SERVER AT 00:58 HOURS ON JULY 08 HAS NOT YET REACHED ALL OF THE PERSONS OF CONSEQUENCE ON OUR E-MAIL LIST.

We Spoke With Some Really Patient Spectrum Business Class Technical Support Personnel For More Than Two Hours Today Trying To Determine Our Problem And Here’s What We Discovered.

Maybe This Was The .1% Un-Reliability We Hadn’t Heard Very Much About