“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (03/10/2023)

Mitch McConnell Bankrupted By 3-Day Stay In Hospital

FRIDAY, MARCH 10, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-NINTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

Biden Gives “Black American Of Courage” Award To Robert Downey Jr. For Role In “Tropic Thunder”

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

9 Upsides to Socialism

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.

Teacher In Need Of Vacation Tells Class There Are Only Two Genders

A guy we’ll call “TV Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Biden’s cuts to Medicare Advantage will cost seniors hundreds more per year, why is Ohio’s First District Congressman silent. Over 48 percent of Ohioans on Medicare use Medicare Advantage. Not only will they see their health care premiums rise, but their benefits will also be cut while DEFENSELESS D-RATS stand idly by.

“PELOI’S BOY TOY is putting Disingenuous D-RATs partisan allegiance to Illegal Resident Joke Biden ahead of the nearly 1.2 million Ohioans who depend on Medicare Advantage, ”Kane explained.

THE ONION

BABYLON BEE

NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 606 (at press time) days before the 2024 elections.

 

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