Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition

FRIDAY, MARCH 10, 2023

Tempest In A TEA Cup 

This week, everybody who wonders why Republicans should still be kowtowing to TEA Party Activists these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Gary Griper, who remembers five years ago when 400 TEA Party Leaders and Activists from 25 States sent a letter to the White House urging President Trump to have the Department of Justice appoint a Second Special Counsel to investigate the DOJ/FBI/Obama Administration/Clinton Campaign and Foundation.

That letter explained that the issue of “equal justice under the law” is a fundamental concern to all Americans and particularly those who supported Trump in the 2016 Election. The letter was intended to show grassroots support for the letters written by various members of Congress to then-Attorney General Jeff Sessions urging him to Appoint a Second Special Counsel. The letter was also intended to show President Trump that his base would support whatever action is necessary to investigate, prosecute, and bring to justice any and all individuals in the DOJ, FBI, State Department, Obama Administration, Clinton Campaign and Clinton Foundation who are found to have broken the law.

Gary wins a “Ditch the Kool Aid, Join the TEA-Party” T-Shirt, a Paul Revere “Socialists are Coming” Protest Sign, a “Death of the GOP” Poster, and a “Party Like It’s 1773” TEA Cup. His winning limerick is:

Here’s why Republicans like TEA
(True Republicans, not RINO debris):
It gets them back to their roots
And away from liberal “fruits”
Like the unending Congressional spending spree.

Perturbed In Park Hills Says
Here’s why Real Republicans like TEA,
While singing “from sea to shining sea.”

The D-RATS drank the Bolshevik Kool-Aid;
Their minds and crotches are neutered and spayed.

Soetero and Soros started civil war,
Fought, so far, in Congress and in courts of law.

But ANTIFA is a sign of things to come:
Lynch mobs devised and paid for by leftist scum.

In these dire straits we don’t need RINOs –
That’s like giving your car keys to winos.

So let’s remember 1776 –
If we don’t we’ll be in one hell of a fix.

Without Real Republicans, don’t you agree,
We’ll all be cow-farts to that fool AOC.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):

Here’s why Republicans like TEA
It’s an alternative to B.S. and pee.
Dems love to say “the American people”
But they treat us like ignorant sheeple
They might fool some of us, but they sure aren’t fooling me.

Last Year, Perturbed in Park Hills Said:

Here’s why Real Republicans like TEA:

They know that in life, nothing is free.


The D-RAT Clown Show thinks otherwise:

Their empty promises will capsize


Our Ship of State, and their “Green New Deal”

Will have you begging for your next meal.


You wanna work hard from 8 to 5,

Or stand in breadlines for leftist jive?


You’re gonna need all that “free” healthcare

When wetbacks, sick with the latest scare,


Swarm through our borders to feel the Bern –

But you’re “racist” if you dare to spurn.


The climate change hoax wants your billfold,

So don’t say all this wasn’t foretold.


Vote for the left, bankruptcy bequeath;

There’ll be weeping and gnashing of teeth.


But This Year Perturbed in Park Hills Updated:
Here’s why Real Republicans like TEA:
Real Republicans are you and me.

Work hard, raise families, go to church,
You don’t have to look far to research.

We’re everywhere in the USA,
A silent majority array.

But phony Republicans like Mitch
Have left us struggling in the ditch
(With Mean Jean and her ambitious kitsch).

They’ve helped Main Street become Bezos Street
While faux conservatism they bleat.

Our middle class is under attack
As the Marxist elites break our back.

Chicom cash always greases the skids
But that story’s under Big Tech lids.

Want to climb the ladder of success?
Buy that upscale tax bracket address?

Not with Joke O’Biden and his goons
And the multinational tycoons:
They’ve left our America in ruins.

Finally, Frank Nitti says:
Here’s why Real Republicans like TEA:
They won’t claim that one plus one makes three,

Or that Europeans are evil
And that we need a big upheaval

To satisfy the needs of “justice” –
“Hey! You’re a white racist! Just trust us!”

TEA doesn’t sell out to the Chinese
Or get kickbacks from Burisma sleaze.

TEA doesn’t open up the borders,
Obeying Bilderberger orders.

TEA wants energy independence
To help American ascendance.

Military wokeness TEA rejects
Since they know its subversive effects.

You wanna get vaxxed and wear a mask?
TEA says “Not a mandatory task.”

The “T” in TEA stands for one thing: Trump,
Not to mention less pain at the pump.

They will force RINOs to retire:
And their sellout will soon expire.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially TEA Partiers.