ANDERSON APOCALYPSE UPDATE (JANUARY 22, 2023)

TODAY IS
SUNDAY, JANUARY 22, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-SECOND DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND OUR DUMBED-DOWN FORREST GUMP HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE WONDERS, ” I Just Saw Where 2023 Is The Chinese Year Of The Rabbit…Seems Fitting With Our Rabbit Levy Coming Up.”

The Forrest Gump School District’s “RABBIT LEVY OR BUST” campaign limps along. Donors are still being urgently solicited for funds to waste, but in the meantime, everybody’s asking what the Apocalypse thinks about the School Board’s $100,000 House Comparison Scam that will only cost over-taxed payers in Ramshackle Estates an extra $241.56 per year, and the cost of an “average home” guesstimated at about $300,000 only an extra $724.68 per year.

BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT WE SAY?

We could point out our still not knowing the actual Woke Cancel Culture Cost of murdering the Redskin Mascot that over-taxed payers were promised.

And we could say this school district has been a financial disaster since the building levy passed. (It used to be just a wreck.)

Or we could remind everybody about our January 12th prediction in our “Welcome To The Year Of The Rabbit Levy Update” that the district’s most feckless solution would be to increase taxes.

What Other Solutions Could We Offer?
Stay Tuned.
We Just Might Have A Few For You Tomorrow.
We’re All Too Busy Tonight Eating Chicken Wings From Buffalo to Celebrate The Bengals Big Win.