FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-ELEVENTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
FBI Gets Great Night’s Sleep After Raiding My Pillow Guy
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
- The Inflation Reduction Act, which was signed into law by President Joe Biden on Tuesday, represents the Democratic Party’s effort to deliver on its agenda. The Onion looks at the key elements of the Inflation Reduction Act.
- Medicare recipients able to keep whatever prescription drugs they can grab from pharmacy in 30 seconds.
- An open challenge to corporate lawyers to find new loopholes in tax law.
- Six new trees.
- Funding for the Joe Manchin International Airport in Dunmore, WV.
- Couple billion for military just because.
- Half- and full-page ads purchased by senators’ loved ones.
- Harsher tax penalties for cows that contribute to methane emissions.
- Low-interest loans for Americans who need to purchase insulin.
- A page you can flip back and forth really fast to make it look like the polar ice caps are melting and then unmelting again.
- Unprecedented bare minimum to combat climate change.
Are you a red-blooded American PATRIOT who loves God, guns, family, and freedom? Better watch out, the FBI probably thinks you’re a domestic terrorist! They could be watching you read this right now. They could be listening to your phone calls!
Fight back against those Feds by learning all the telltale signs one of them is listening in on your phone conversation:
- You hear slow, heavy mouth-breathing on the line:And the faint sound of CNN playing on someone’s TV. Creepy!
- The hold music sounds suspiciously like a guy humming out of tune: George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” sounds nothinglike that!
- All your insurrection attempts have been foiled:How do they know?!
- You see a guy with an FBI hat hiding in your bushes with headphones on: Or, that just might be your weird neighbor Steve.
- You’re bragging about how beautiful your golf course is, everyone says so and how it’s tremendous really to be everyone’s favorite President of all time: Oh no! You’re Donald Trump! Yep, your phone’s definitely bugged.
- All the details for the surprise birthday party you’re throwing for your spouse get leaked to CNN: And now the “fake news” is all out on your front lawn. Not cool, FBI!
- When chatting with friends about what to do this weekend, you hear a voice say “Or maybe we can kidnap the Governor of Michigan!”:
- Your eardrums are shattered by a loud screech of unbridled rage whenever you say the word “Trump”:RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- You feel like the person you’re talking to is stalling, keeping you on the line for extra time, then suddenly you hear “OK PEOPLE WE GOT IT!”:Prepare to be raided, MAGA terrorist.
- You’ve ever attended a school board meeting:You’re clearly dangerous.
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NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 46 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
