Daily Archives: September 16, 2022

“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (09/16/2022)

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-FOURTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

Real-Life British Guy Explains Weird British Stuff To Americans

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.

THE ONIONThe people of Martha’s Vineyard are facing a border crisis, with immigrants being shipped in from Florida by the planeload. But the fine people of the wealthy community have come up with some unique and innovative ways of handling the crisis. Here are the 9 steps they are taking to solve the issue:
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1. Building a wall – A big, beautiful wall.
2. Deporting people who are there illegally – They’ve already been shipped out by bus. Smart!
3. Employing mounted border patrol to whip migrants away – It’s not humane, but it is effective.
4. Firing cans of tear gas – This was Obama’s idea.
5. Pulling down their “Immigrants are welcome here” signs and replacing with ones that say “Go away or we will taunt you a second time.” – Just to avoid any confusion!
6. Putting the migrants to work on the hedges and baseboards – If you can’t deport ’em, employ ’em!
7. Building cages for the migrant kids – Gotta separate them from their parents for processing, of course.
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Declaring a border crisis and calling in the military – It’s time to get tough!
9. Reminding people that there are legal paths to citizenship and that having a strong immigration policy is not the same thing as hating other cultures – A unique take no one has ever thought of before.
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10. Really smart ideas, wealthy liberal elites! We should think about using these tactics on our other border…
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BABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. 

Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

THE US NATIONAL DEBT

 

via GIFER

— MAKE AMERICA GREAT UPDATE —

LOCAL TRUMPSTERS ARE GETTING READY FOR SATURDAY NIGHT’S RALLY IN YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO

 

IT’S ONLY 280 MILES

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 53 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.