MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 05
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-THIRD-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
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Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
The Onion Fact-Checks Claims About Student Loan Debt
President Joe Biden’s plan to forgive up to $20,000 of some Americans’ student loans has inspired widespread political debate. The Onion fact-checks claims about Biden’s plan and student loan debt in general.
CLAIM: Student loan forgiveness will cause inflation.
REALITY: No one knows what causes inflation.
CLAIM: There are better ways this money could be spent to help people.
REALITY: True, but Democrats lack the political capital to give every American an above-ground pool.
CLAIM: You don’t pronounce the “b” in “debt.”
REALITY: This is false. The proper pronunciation puts a strong emphasis on the “b” sound.
CLAIM: Biden supported the 2005 bankruptcy bill that made the student debt crisis exponentially worse.
REALITY: True, but also 10k is 10k.
CLAIM: I worked my way through college.
REALITY: Sure you did.
CLAIM: This will make universities raise their tuition.
REALITY: Institutions that charge $70,000 per year already have dozens of other rationales for raising tuition primed and ready to go.
CLAIM: If Biden wanted to, he could single-handedly forgive all student loan debt.
REALITY: The only man who can provide total forgiveness is Jesus Christ.
BABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 64 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.