TUESDAY, AUGUST 30
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-SEVENTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
Hard-Boiled Detective Investigates If This Dame Is A Man Or A Woman
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
THE ONION
Worried about your kids growing up to be Nazis? Plan some quality time with your family that will reinforce progressive ideas and cast aside the oppressive hands of the patriarchy!
Here are some great family-friendly activities:
- Family-friendly drag show: Show your children you care by taking pictures of them with half-naked…. men?
- Family-friendly game of “stick the fork in the light socket”: What happens next will shock you!
- Family-friendly swim with sharks while covered in blood and chum: They’re just marginalized!
- Family-friendly trip to Mos Eisley:A most family-friendly hive of scum and villainy.
- Family-friendly tightrope over a pit of coked-up alligators:Encourages exercise and balance!
- Family-friendly journey to Mount Doom:Teach them all about the marginalized Orc community.
- Family-friendly meth cook-off:Unless you can get your hands on some opioids.
- Family-friendly Jewish space laser:Teach your children how the Jews control everything while you build your own scale model Jewish laser.
- Family-friendly Kabul airport evacuation:No one will be left behind!
- Family-friendly mini golf with bears: We suggest a new strategy: let the bears win.
- Family-friendly meet-and-sniff with Joe Biden:What an honor!
- Family-friendly visit to den of wolves who are dressed like sheep: Perfectly safe. Fun for all!
NOT SATIRE: American families are under attack by the left’s woke mob. The Big Family is here to FIGHT BACK!
The American Principles Project’s Big Family is mobilizing THOUSANDS of families just like yours to directly fight back against the woke left’s assault on our culture. You read about the left’s insanity here on the Bee – the drag queen story hours, loony pronouns, and nutty professors. It’s all pretty funny sometimes. But the left’s deeper agenda – the destruction of traditional values and American families – isn’t a laughing matter.
That’s why we’re organizing families all across America to FIGHT BACK. By taking direct political action against the left’s worst groomers, propagandists, and corrupt politicians we are winning the battle for our kids’ futures. Don’t take it from us, take it from the left – they call us “the NRA of families.” That’s because we’re defeating the woke agenda across America – from California to Washington.
Starting at just $8 a month you can join the fastest-growing political army in America. Together, we’ll defeat the woke left and remind the people destroying our country what they really are: a joke that belongs in the Babylon Bee.
BABYLON BEE
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
LOCAL TRUMPSTERS ARE GETTING READY FOR NEXT WEEK’S RALLY IN WILKES-BARRE PENNSYLVANIA
IT’S ONLY 558 MILES 
GET TICKETS HERE— TRUMP BLASTS MCCONNELL AS A “PAWN” FOR DEMOCRATS —
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 70 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
