SATURDAY, AUGUST 27
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-FOURTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
I Wish We All Could Leave California (Beach Boys Parody)
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
THE ONION
Canceling debts is popular! As it turns out, Americans love it when the consequences of their own poor choices are paid for by others. To give the people what they want, Biden has announced plans to cancel these other debts as well:
1. All casino debt: Now you’ll have more money to spend at the casino!
2. Whatever you still owe on your iPhone 13: 72 easy payments of $100? How?!
3. The $300,000 you spent to make your Raid: Shadow Legends character look awesome: Americans shouldn’t have to work 3 jobs to pay off their level 99 Berserker Armor with custom decals.
4. The national debt of Ukraine: Also, Zelensky’s brothel debts. It’s for democracy.
5. All your old Kohl’s cash that expired: It’s immoral that Kohl’s lets their cash expire. We must correct this grave injustice.
6. The $12,000 you lost on Bitcoin this year: Dogecoin buyers are out of luck. Sorry.
7. Your $458,000 hospital bill just to get your temperature checked: Oh wait–another bill just came in. Add another $1,200.
8. All the ticket money Rian Johnson owes Star Wars fans: We are owed reparations.
9. All the money you spent on DoorDash during the pandemic: Three grand? You fatty.
10. The U.S. national debt: Unfortunately, China might have something to say about that.
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NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
LOCAL TRUMPSTERS ARE GETTING READY FOR NEXT WEEK’S RALLY IN WILKES-BARRE PENNSYLVANIA
IT’S ONLY 558 MILES 
GET TICKETS HERE— TRUMPSTERS ON TOUR —
Join Brian Glenn and RSBN for an exclusive interview with Marjorie Taylor Greene and never before seen security footage from the swatting event that occurred on the 24th & 25th of August.
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 73 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
