BIDEN’S BENCHMARKS 25 AUGUST 2022

WHEN LAST WE REPORTED
IT WAS SATURDAY, AUGUST 19, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND SCOTT ADAMS WAS SHOWING US LEFTIST HOAX PATTERNS
OUR CONERVATIVE POLITICAL CARTOONIST BEN GARRISON WAS SHOWING US “THE DANCE OF THE BANANA REPUBLIC”

AMERICA’S GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS’ ELECTION POLICE UNIT WAS ANNOUNCING ITS VOTER FRAUD CASES

DELUSIONAL LOSIN’ LIZ CHENEY WAS TRYING TO COMPARE HERSELF TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN

MONTY PYTHON WAS MAKING ANOTHER “BRINGING OUT THE DEAD” JOKE

OUR AUGUST 19 SIGNAGE STRATEGY WAS

OUR ANDERSON APOCALYPSE REPORTED A LAWSUIT AGAINST THE NEW CONSERVATIVE FOREST HILLS SCHOOLS DISTRICT BOARD HAD BEEN FILED BY RADICAL LEFTISTS WISHING TO CONTINUE THEIR RACIST PROGRESSIVE PROGRAMS

THE PEOPLES NEWS WAS COMPLAINING THEIR FBI HEADLINE HAD ALREADUY BECOME CLICHE

AND GANNETT ORDERED OUR LOCAL MORNING FISHWRAP TO ROLL BACK OP-EDS AFTER “REPELLING READERS” WITH BIASED ARTICLES

BUT TODAY IS
THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-SECOND DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND OUR CONSERVATIVE CARTOONISTS ARE STILL RIDICULING THE CORRUPT FBI

TODAY’S POLITICAL POSTERS FEATURE THIS LIZ CHENEY UPDATEBREAKING NEWS ON OUR “NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” E-DITION INCLUDES THE LATEST ON DISINGENUOUS D-RATS’ MID-TERM VOTE BUYING EFFORTSRON DESANTI’S NEW “TOP GOV” CAMPAIGN AD
FINALLY, LOCAL TRUMPSTERS ARE GETTING READY FOR NEXT WEEK’S RALLY IN WILKES-BARRE PENNSYLVANIA

IT’S A MERE 558 MILES

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