THURSDAY, AUGUST 11
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-EIGHTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
8 Biggest Unanswered Questions From The Jan 6th Hearings
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
President Biden just solved the economy by creating thousands of IRS jobs! We know you’ve always dreamed of working for the IRS, but do you have what it takes?
Here are the job requirements in case you’re interested:
1. Must be a U.S. citizen
2. Minimum education: Bachelor of Science degree in Accounting
3. 5 years of Krav Maga martial arts experience
4. Maintain a level of fitness necessary to perform a chokehold until a tax delinquent is subdued and/or dead
5. Must derive pleasure from human suffering
6. Comfortable with firing squad-style executions
7. Unable to think for yourself
8. Ability to use force lightning preferred but not required
9. Cheered for Agent Smith in The Matrix
10. Must hate children
11. Proficiency in ignoring people who tell you to mind your own business
12. Passionate about auditing Etsy moms selling crafts just trying to make ends meet
13. Fluent in German, goose-stepping experience is a plus
14. Comfortable with firing RPGs at the homes of conservative activists with tax “discrepancies”
15. Previous waterboarding experience
16. Pass a psychological exam to determine if you sympathize with the government while watching Jason Bourne movies
17. Looking for the type that shoots first and does the math later
If you meet all these requirements, apply today and make all your dreams come true!
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the 89 DAYS BEFORE THIS YEAR’S MID-TERM ELECTIONS ON NOVEMBER 08 unless they’re postponed.
