TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 06, 2021
TRUMP’S TWO-HUNDRED-AND- FIFTY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S BABYLON BEE VIDEO —
THE BEE WEEKLY: Vaccine Mandates from God, Woke Wrestling, and Kissing in Portland
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
You may have thought Facebook is nothing but a fun way to share pictures with your boomer aunt, but a whistleblower has revealed a dark side to Facebook. Here’s what she revealed:
- Almost no one on Facebook actually has hundreds of friends.
- Half the farms in Farmville are secretly growing weed.
- Bill Gates really did offer to give away one billion dollars if enough people like and share this post.
- If you’ve ever been poked on Facebook, they have your DNA.
- Boomers share an average of 300 million minion memes a day.
- The next-gen Mark Zuckerberg will be indistinguishable from a human being and completely unstoppable.
- The number of “happy birthday” wishes you get on Facebook has no correlation with whether your birthday will be happy.
- The news algorithms are specially calibrated to suppress any mention of Zuckerberg’s weird eyes.
- Anyone who has ever used Oculus has had his mind reprogrammed to assassinate Jack Dorsey.
- Conservatives are still allowed to share opinions.
Yikes! This looks bad. Seems like the government may have to step in and take control. That always makes things better.
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODY WITH THIS ACTUAL NEW YORK POST STORY
Can You Tell The Difference— TRUMP RALLY UPDATE —
WAITING TO HEAR WHAT THE CROWD CHANTS AT THE SAVE AMERICA RALLY IN IOWA ON OCTOBER 09
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Political Reckoning on Election Integrity and Total Accountability For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 27 days before this year’s elections on November 2.
