TODAY IS
SUNDAY,DECEMBER 13, 2020
TRUMP’S 1423rd DAY IN OFFICE
AND HERE’S TONIGHT’S VIRUS UPDATEDecember 13, 2020

Vol. XV   The People’s Republic of Snitches

My Dear Friends and Benefactors,

 

Sig heil!

 

Today I bring you some long-overdue good news: our Master, Comrade Soros, has decided to deploy all 900 of us, including our children, to be the forward battalion of social media snitches!  Not only that, but we have the choicest of assignments: suppress all dangerous misinformation about COVID-19, vaccines and election fraud!

 

What better way to serve our Communist overlords than to transform ourselves into a citizen network of spies?  And we get to do this while surfing the internet, to boot!  It’s a proletarian Shangri-La!  Just think of the prestige of becoming just like the Stasi in East Germany!

 

Here are the objectives of our mission to silence all dissent:

 

Objective 1:  Set up pseudonymous accounts on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Pinterest and Reddit.  Use names that sound patriotic, like RedWhite&BlueBoy, Me&MyAR-15, BasementJoe, and the like.

 

Objective 2:  Do the same for the alternative social media websites that are popping up in response to our censorship, like Gab, Parler, USA Life, BitChute, etc.

 

Objective 3:  Once your accounts are established, start posting ideas that contradict our narrative, in order to draw in as many rebel “patriots” as possible into your conversations.

 Objective 4:  Perform detailed research on the rebels on your accounts who have the most virulent attachment to party line violations, the most insistent demonstrations of patriotism, and the most dangerous contradictions of our propaganda.  Not to mention the most fervent, loud-mouthed support of Donald Trump!

 

Objective 5:  Once your research has enabled you to create a priority hit list, start doxing them!  Prime targets are small business owners, freethinking doctors and other medical personnel, gun owners, and independent “journalists” with large followings.

 

Objective 6:  This is where you will get creative, depending on your target.  Get these people de-platformed!  Report business owners to local public health authorities to have their food and liquor licenses revoked (local public health bureaucrats derive an immense pleasure from investigating so-called public health violations, especially refusal to wear masks and refusal to shut down a business)!  Get medical personnel suspended by the AMA or the ADA!  Convince Mastercard and VISA to deny them credit!

 

Objective 7: Our children will play an important role too, as they draw other children into their conversations.  Once trust has been established, children can easily be convinced to snitch on their parents!  It’s even easier than grooming them for sex! 

 

And never forget our First Principle: we must instill FEAR!  We started with fear of a supposedly deadly virus, but now we must build on that!  Now we will create FEAR of telling the truth!  FEAR of being reported to the authorities!  FEAR of losing a business!

 

After all, how can we Communists obtain absolute power if truth is allowed to roam free to poison the minds of these useful idiots?  DOWN WITH TRUTH!

 

Finally, here’s a little incentive: the first one to successfully turn in and destroy the livelihood of 15 patriots gets to spend a week with a Chinese honey.  Eric Swalwell, eat your heart out!

I, your most humble Supreme (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master) Pastor, salute your integrity, authenticity and intersectionality!

 

Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,

 

(Rev.) Jim Jones

Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter

Little St. James Island