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  Teen May Sue Katy Perry Over Kiss

WORLD NEWS BUREAU – An 18-year-old American Idol contestant reportedly may sue celebrity judge Katy Perry over a kiss on the lips – his first. Perry kissed Jonny Brenn on the lips when she suddenly turned after asking him to kiss her cheek.

Sources claim the teen was forced to seek emergency treatment the next day for an “incredibly aggressive oral STD,” that resulted in a partial amputation of a small section of his lower lip. 

“Sweet Jesus, one can only imagine where her lips have been. Have you seen Russell Brand? The kid’s lucky he’s not dead,” said one medical expert.

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