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TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Here’s Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Local News Scoop —

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley, who claims there’s a deal for City Manager Harry Black’s exit, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.

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And Is This Really How Rex Tillerson Found Out He’d Been Fired?

 

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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

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“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

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Jerry Brown Fights Northern Aggression

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Mike Pompeo Startled After Seeing ‘Beware Of Hubris’ Scrawled In Oil On Bathroom Mirror

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