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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 2018
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London Mayor: Rape Explosion Due To Climate Change
LONDON (World News Bureau) – The Muslim mayor of London said it is climate change, not immigration, that is responsible for an unprecedented proliferation of rapes in that city – over a 20% increase in just 12 months. Sexual assaults overall are up a staggering 127%.
“Well, it is abundantly clear that climate change is playing a major role in this situation. I have seen with my own eyes the way women are dressing due to the higher temperatures – frankly, it is all I can do to not rape some of them myself,” Khan said in a BBC interview on Saturday.
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Could The Gun Free Zones Be The Problem?
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Furious Dianne Feinstein Demands NSA Figure Out Exactly Who Didn’t Endorse Her
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