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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
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— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Question —
Is It Merely A Coincidence That Many Of The Same Subjects Featured In The Blower’s Late Night E-ditions Show Up In The Next Day’s Right Wing Radio And TV Shows?
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweets —
Susan “Benghazi” Rice Faces Questions By Senators Over ‘Unusual’ Email
TUCKER CARLSON: Claims Of The Steele Dossier Are Completely Absurd
MARK DICE: Whoops! Wrong Again!
BRITT HUME: People Today Are Looking To Be Offended
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
Kneeling NFL Player Gets Internship With Racist Black Kneeling Congesswoman Sheila Jackson Lee
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
Sexual Abuse Update
“Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month” Update
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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Michelle Obama Rejected Original Portrait
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – Sources say Michelle Obama requested a revised portrait be done after seeing the original.
“Mrs. Obama felt the original depiction (below) by Baltimore artist Amy Sherald downplayed her femininity – something important to her in being a role model for women everywhere,” said a Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery executive. “The decision was made to picture the former First Lady in a colorful dress. The result is stunning.”
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US media fawns over the Kims, still hates the Trumps
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Sports Illustrated Takes Stand Against Sexual Harassment By Putting Naked Women…
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White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers
WASHINGTON—In an effort to make the frequent festivities for departing staffers more efficient, White House officials announced Tuesday that the administration is now just holding one continuous going-away party. “Instead of throwing a send-off celebration for Rob Porter and Rick Dearborn only to turn around and do it…
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