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TUESDAY, JANUARY 30, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
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— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Question —
How Good Was Trump’s “State of The Swamp Address” Tonight?
DemocRATS Looked Like They Were Going To A Funeral
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President Trump: Americans Are Dreamers Too
Ronald Reagan Acknowledging Lenny Skutnik – 1982
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Joe Kennedy Slobbers Down the Side of His Face During DemocRAT SOTU Response
It’s Happening!
CNN’s Camerota Pleads With Kasich to Primary Trump in 2020
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Trump’s swipe at NFL protesters got a huge applause at the State of the Union
One of the biggest applause lines of President Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address came when he mentioned the importance of standing for the national anthem, a remark that served as a subtle jab at NFL players protesting racial injustice and police brutality.
The remarks on the anthem this evening came when Trump spoke about Preston Sharp, a 12-year-old boy from Redding, California, who organized a campaign to place flags on the graves of some 40,000 veterans after noticing that many veterans’ graves were not marked with flags on Veterans Day. Sharp is a guest of first lady Melania Trump at the State of the Union.
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Liberals Give Their Own State Of The Union
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Michael Moore joined other liberals last night in New York City to present their own version of the State Of The Union (below).
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After Killing 20-Week Abortion Ban, DemocRATS Resume Lecturing People About Compassion 
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‘We Must Restore Rule Of Law,’ Says Trump As Aides Pass Out Revolvers To Audience
WASHINGTON—Declaring during his first State of the Union address that the United States “must restore the rule of law,” President Trump took a hard line on domestic security issues Tuesday night as members of his staff handed out loaded revolvers to everyone in attendance. “Our way of life is being… Continue Reading
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