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TUESDAY'S TRIUMPHS

TUESDAY, JANUARY 23, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Question — 

— Here’s Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Scoop —
“Is There A The Double Top Secret Society To Get Trump?”

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweets  —

FAKE NEWS CNN’s Jim Acosta: DemocRATS “Caved” On Senate Shutdown


Former DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Shultz On Dem Shutdown: We Shut Down The Government For Momentum

He Really Did This!

NFL Rejects ‘Please Stand’ Ad From Veterans Group | SI Wire | Sports Illustrated

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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —

Ratings for NFL Conference Championships Down 8 Percent

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

FBI: Missing Emails Were On Hillary’s Server

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – It has now been revealed that missing correspondence between two Trump-hating FBI agents was being kept on ‘secure servers’ located in Hillary Clinton’s home basement.

Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, two senior FBI officials involved in an extramarital affair, had texted each other hundreds of times in which they shared how much they loathed Trump and spoke of an ‘insurance policy’ in the case of Trump’s election. Missing are their conversations from December 14, 2016, through May 17, 2017.

“It appears the FBI chose to store text messages between Strzok and Page on Mrs. Clinton’s home server due to ‘overcrowding’ on the agency’s own systems,” said one Senate investigator. “Other than the fact they’re gone, that’s all we know.”

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FBI Adds New Position – Official Paramour

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Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren Assure Dreamers They’ll Never Stop Fighting For The 2020 Nomination

WASHINGTON—Following the passage of a temporary government funding bill approved by many DemocRAT that did not include protections for immigrants brought illegally to U.S. as children, Senators Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, and Elizabeth Warren reportedly assured Dreamers Tuesday that they will… Continue Reading

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