MONDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2016
Conservatives Appear To Have Been Particularly Susceptible

This morning in the Whistleblower Newswire Newsroom, we got an advisory from the Center for Disease Control about a cure for people all across the United States who’ve been diagnosed with an acute case of Political Identity Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).

For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a disease that is deemed to be widespread and highly contagious.

Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:

– severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing Obama continue to divide America.
– loose bowels from swallowing the fact dumbed-down voters had actually elected Obama twice, and nearly elected Crooked Hillary to administer Obama’s Third Term.
– extreme hunger due to vomiting from watching nightly news lies.

If you feel you have Political Identity Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, relief may be on the way in only 67 more days.  

Fortunately, Political Identity Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF) now appears to affect Liberals, who will be PIST-AWF for at least the next four years.