Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition



What If We Had A Hillary’s Health Joke E-dition Tonight?image005image017

 We Could Have Some Recent News Stories About Hillary’s Healthimage006


  CNN Could Claim Hillary Is Healthyimage008


 Hillary Could Tell Us She’s OK?image009image017

 We Could See What Really Happened At Chelsea’s Apartmentimage011image017

 Bill Clinton Could Try To Claim Hillary Only Has The Fluimage012image017

  Late Night TV Comedians Could Try To Prove Hillary Is Healthyimage014image017

 We Could Have A “Joke Note” From Hillary’s Doctor (Written By The Clinton Campaign) To Reassure Voters Hillary Is “In Good Health” And “Fit To Serve As President” (With a Campaign Disclaimer Like “I’m Hillary Clinton And I Approved This Message”)image015image017

 We Could Have Hillary’s Health Postersimage016image017

  We Could Have Hillary’s Health Cartoonsimage018image017

 We Could Have Hillary’s Health Videos


 We Could Have Hillary’s Health Sight Gagsimage019image017

 And We Could Even Have This Old Hillary Joke from Our Good Friend Bobby Leach.

image021Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton, who just turned 70 on August 19, still gets around pretty well. One of his favorite places to go is his private office where he can sit in seclusion and ponder his life’s accomplishments.

One day an intern named Monica walks in and the two begin to talk. Soon the conversation turns to sex and Bill says “that’s what I want most of all.” The woman looks at the frail Bill and says, “You old coot…what makes you think you can still get it up?” “I suppose you’re right,” says Bill “but at least it would be nice if someone would just hold it.” The young intern saw no harm in this and agreed to “hold it” and this activity went on everyday for a couple of weeks.

One day Monica went into the office to be with Bill and he was nowhere to be found. She was told where he was last seen so off she went. Monica arrives and is shocked to find Bill with Hillary. They are sitting together and Hillary is “holding it,” Monica instantly becomes irate and shouts “Bill, how could you do this to me, what does she have that I don’t have?”…Bill just smiles and says “Parkinson’s.”


How Funny Would All That Be?image017

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image037The Blower believes the next 55 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance the Liberal Agenda.image017


“Political Videos Matter” (How The Videos You See Are Chosenimage025

“Only 55 More Days Till The Election” (Looking At Colin Powell’s Leaks)image026

“9/11 Rant Reaction” (Why The Terrorists are Winning!)image027“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)image028image017Fast Forward to 2017image030

And that’s the way it was today on the 128th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.image021

*1,147 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township

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