WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2016

What If We Had A Hillary’s Health Joke E-dition Tonight?

 We Could Have Some Recent News Stories About Hillary’s Health

  CNN Could Claim Hillary Is Healthy

 Hillary Could Tell Us She’s OK?

 We Could See What Really Happened At Chelsea’s Apartment

 Bill Clinton Could Try To Claim Hillary Only Has The Flu

  Late Night TV Comedians Could Try To Prove Hillary Is Healthy

 We Could Have A “Joke Note” From Hillary’s Doctor (Written By The Clinton Campaign) To Reassure Voters Hillary Is “In Good Health” And “Fit To Serve As President” (With a Campaign Disclaimer Like “I’m Hillary Clinton And I Approved This Message”)

 We Could Have Hillary’s Health Posters

  We Could Have Hillary’s Health Cartoons

 We Could Have Hillary’s Health Videos

 We Could Have Hillary’s Health Sight Gags

 And We Could Even Have This Old Hillary Joke from Our Good Friend Bobby Leach.

Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton, who just turned 70 on August 19, still gets around pretty well. One of his favorite places to go is his private office where he can sit in seclusion and ponder his life’s accomplishments.

One day an intern named Monica walks in and the two begin to talk. Soon the conversation turns to sex and Bill says “that’s what I want most of all.” The woman looks at the frail Bill and says, “You old coot…what makes you think you can still get it up?” “I suppose you’re right,” says Bill “but at least it would be nice if someone would just hold it.” The young intern saw no harm in this and agreed to “hold it” and this activity went on everyday for a couple of weeks.

One day Monica went into the office to be with Bill and he was nowhere to be found. She was told where he was last seen so off she went. Monica arrives and is shocked to find Bill with Hillary. They are sitting together and Hillary is “holding it,” Monica instantly becomes irate and shouts “Bill, how could you do this to me, what does she have that I don’t have?”…Bill just smiles and says “Parkinson’s.”

 

How Funny Would All That Be?

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