Official “Caucasian Academy Awards” E-dition

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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 29, 2016

Real Awards For Real Acting

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          Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Sunday night, the majority of Americans did not watch the 88th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood, and are less inclined to watch a movie because it won an Oscar These viewers know everything about every film and movie star being nominated. Unfortunately, these are the same Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and who’ve ensured us all of another 697 days during the Dark Ages of America’s Second Term, unless those Racist Republicans impeach him.

     But first, let’s take a quick peek at how Black Hosts Matter Oscar Emcee Chris Rock Ended Last Night’s Show Full of Racial Commentary

    

image018Oscar Protest Planned Over All-Caucasian Nominees

According to Yahoo, Black Racist Uncivil Rights Groups were scheduled to protest outside Sunday’s Oscars show during Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month, where every single one of this year’s 20 acting nominees was Caucasian.

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However meaningless the small demonstration might have been, Obama’s Race-Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton, aided and abetted by Obama’s Supporters in the Liberal Press, did not miss the opportunity to divide the nation further along nation further along racial lines.

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And If You Thought Obama’s Moonbat Liberals Freaked Out That Time When Rudy Giuliani questioned Obama’s Patriotism, Just Imagine What Would’ve Happened Last Year If “American Sniper” Had Won The Oscar for Best Picture

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      Nevertheless, at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was pleased as punch to present The Whistleblower’s 2016 “Real Awards for Real Acting.” 

image008Nominees for Best Actor were:
Barack Obama in “Liar, Liar”
Barack Obama in “Above the Law”
Barack Obama in “Barack Obama, Warrior Princess”
…and the winner was George W. Bush in “Miss Me Yet?”

Nominees for Best Supporting Actor were:
Donald Trump in “Make America Great Again”
Harry Reid in “Only 36,000 Americans Lost Their Jobs Today”
John Boehner in “Cave In”
…and the winner was Joe Biden in “Did You See Me Ogling Lady Gaga’s Tits Last Night?”

Nominees for Best Actress were:
Hillary Clinton in “Nightmare on Benghazi Street”
Susan Rice in “At the Dirty Movies”
Sarah Palin in “I Told You So”
…and the winner was Michele Obama in “Separate Over-Taxed Payer Funded Vacations”

image010Nominees for Best Supporting Actress were:
Marie Harf in “Jobs for Jihadists”
Janet Napolitano in “Airport Insecurity”
Nancy Pelosi in “Facelift”
…and the winner was, Barney Frank in “Man in a Dress.”

Winners in Other Categories Included:
Biggest Boondoggle: “Health Care Reform”
Best Foreign Entry: “Immigration Reform”
Most Unconstitutional: “They’re Coming for Your Guns”
Biggest Disappointment: (Tie) “Racial Healing” and “Class Warfare”
This Year’s Biggest Mystery: “Where in the Hell Are All Those Jobs We Were Promised?”
…And Best Song: “Barack Obama Singing, “Crimea River”

image018More Obama At the Movies

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Local awards for “Real Awards for Real Acting” will also be presented:

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image006CINCINNATI’S FORMER GIRLY MAYOR MARK MALLORY: “A Streetcar Named Stupidity”

image006HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP:  “Fool’s Errand”

image006HAMILTON COUNTY DEMO-LABOR PARTY BOSS TIM BURKA:  “It’s Not Political, Really!”

image006DIMINUTIVE DEMOCRAT MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY: “Lowered Expectations”

image006CINCINNATI VICE MAYOR DAVID MANN: “Backstabbers Day”

image006OHIO SENATOR ROB “FIGHTING FOR FAGGOTRY” PORTMAN: “Family Secrets”

image030image006MAHOGANY’S OWNER LIZ ROGERS: Affirmative Action Deadbeat”

image006CINCINNATI CLOWNCIL GAY CHRIS SQUEALBACK: “One Night Stand”

image006OHIO DISGRACED FORMER ANDERSON TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE KEVIN “BIG SPANKY” O’BRIEN: “Rubber Gloves”

image006GREEDY HEARSE-CHASING, DISGRACED DEMOCRAT, CLINTON-LOVING, FEN-PHEN SCANDAL PLAGUED, FINALLY-TOTALLY-DISBARRED TRIAL ATTORNEY $TAN CHE$LEY: “How I Lost My Law License,” which premiered last year at the $tanley M. Che$ley Distinguished Visiting Professor of Law Lecture on “Criminal Law” at the U.C. College of Law

image022image006OHIO MERCENARY COAST ATTORNEY CHRIS FINNEY AND FORMER NAALCP PRESIDENT/ CINCINNATI CITY CLOWN-CILMAN SMLP SMITHERMOUTH: “Jungle Fever” 

image006“$TATE REP-TILE “TAXKILLER TOM” BRINKMAN: “Bring It On In The Debate Tonight, Bitch!””

image006FORREST GUMP SCHOOL BOARD: “Our Tax Hike Scam Succeeded, But We Still Have Low Morale for Greedy Teachers and Administrators”

image006TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: “Tempest in a TEA Cup”

 image006DOCTOR KURT FROELICH: “The G-Spot”

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BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO: “Goin’ South”

image006OUR GOOD FRIEND KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS: “Higher Ambition”

image006WILLIAM T. ROBINSON III: “Airport 2016”

image024image006SENATE SURRENDER LEADER BITCH MCCONNELL: “Turtle on a Fence Post”

image006MATT BEVAN: “Let’s See What Happens When I Run for Governor This Time”

image006ALISON WONDERGAMS GRIMES: “Does Anybody Remember When Bill Clinton Had His Picture Taken With Me Last Year, And Two Days Later He Was Photographed With a Couple of Whores in Los Angeles?”

image006BOONDOGGLE COUNTY JAILER ED PRINDLE: “GITMO in NoKY”

image026image006MISS VICKI: “Facebook Friends”

image006DEMOCRAT DOMINATRIX KATHY GROOB: “Women in Politics”

image006NORTHERN KENTUCKY CHAMBER OF COMMERCE: “A Bridge Too Expensive”

image006CREATION MUSEUM’S KEN HAM: “Dinosaurs on the Ark”

image018And This Just In

image006JOEY AND ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS:  Joey and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters: “Separated at Birth”

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REAL AWARDS FOR REAL ACTING HOT LINE

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