SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY BIG NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY STORY THIS WEEK was in our “New Hampshire Primary” E-dition, (When The Blower Asked If You Wished The Rest Of It Was All Over). 

OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY BIG NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Second-Place Stupidity” E-dition (When The Blower Said For Kasich, It Was Almost Like Winning!) 

AND OUR THREE REALLY NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY STORY THIS WEEK was in our  Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition (Which Is Really It’s Still The Same Old BS!)

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

Hillary’s New Pitch: I Can Be A Bernie… George W. Bush to Stump for Brother Jeb! in South Carolina…and God Bless You Justice Scalia, You Magnificent Patriot

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Members of The Conservative Agenda offer their deepest condolences to the Scalia family.  The Justice and his family are in our prayers.

Justice Scalia was one of the greatest Supreme Court justices of all time.  His intellect was admired by Americans of all political persuasions and his consistent fidelity to the text and original meaning of the Constitution have transformed the way we all approach the law.  

Obama has consistently ignored the law. We cannot allow a president who has such contempt for the Constitution to appoint someone who will have the power to interpret and enforce it.  

We have a deeply divided country and voter anger is running high. The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court justice and therefore this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new President.   The people should have a role in deciding their next Supreme Court justice and they will by voting in November.   

If the argument is made that this vacancy needs to be filled quickly, the response to that should be:

The court regularly decides cases with eight justices and it’s been 80 years since a justice has been confirmed to an election year vacancy.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO PROMOTE PATRIOTIC VALUES AS PART OF OUR CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 268 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

The ranking DemocRAT on the Senate Judiciary Committee said Congress should move forward with confirming a Supreme Court justice to replace the late Antonin Scalia. “I hope that no one will use this sad news to suggest that the president or the Senate should not perform its constitutional duty,” said Disingenuous DemocRAT Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Donald Trump says he called Ted Cruz a “Pussy” to fight Political Correctness. Watch the video and decide for yourself.

Fortunately, every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: A socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What’ll you have, Mr. President?”

Asleep Andersonians

According to the Hamilton County Board of Elections, there are still 30 days until the Primary Elections in Ohio on March 15, and there are actually a couple of local elections voters should be hearing something about, one of these days.

For example, Ohio Second District Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup has a TEA Party guy sort-of-running against him and the Congressman damn near lost his endorsement from the Clermont County Republicans because he betrayed the people who elected him and voted for the Paul Ryan-Obama omnibus budget in December. But nothing much is going to happen, because there’s no sign of any campaigning going on. Maybe the idea is to let sleeping voters stay asleep.

A not-really-similar situation seems to exist for Republican State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman. He’s got an opponent, but nobody seems to know what the important issues are. It’s too bad the Farm Club Fishwrappers at the Community Press don’t actually cover politics in Anderson, which helps give dumbed-down voters there exactly the kind of government they deserve.

You want to know how little anybody seems to care about these primary elections in Anderson these days: The League of Women Vipers hasn’t even scheduled a phony debate. 

Bluegrass Blasts

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says members of Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” (Including The Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club), still keep wondering how Crazy Eric’s law firm keeps getting in trouble, when he’s not allowed to practice law.

This week we heard of an Ohio Bureau of Workers’ Compensation employee in Symmes Township who is facing investigation for providing her boyfriend, a paralegal at Eric Deters’ law firm, access to injured worker files.

“What a surprise!” said one of the Caballeros. “How this place is even still open, and more or less openly practicing law, is mind-boggling.”

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says they thought long and hard about publishing a really sincere tribute to Justice Scalia, but instead they came up with this:

Those mourning the death of former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Saturday were joined by Jim Obergefell, the Cincinnatian who was lead plaintiff in the 2015 same-sex marriage case in which Scalia dissented. The case was decided in Obergefell’s favor and paved the way for legalization of gay marriage across the nation. Scalia, who died Saturday at age 79, dissented strongly. Still, Obergefell offered condolences to Scalia’s family and thanked the former justice on the day of his death. “Thank you for your service to our country, Justice Scalia. Condolences to your family and friends,” Obergefell tweeted.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

 Facebook Fever

By now many of those Faux Facebook Friends who can’t find Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Page, because it was disabled after somebody maliciously reported that our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher who’s been publishing The Blower for the past 25 years might not be a real person.