SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY BIG IOWA CAUCUS STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Time to Get Raucous” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Gentlemen, Start Your Caucuses!”

OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY BIG IOWA CAUCUS STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Caucus Closure” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, when The Blower said “We’re wondering What It All Meant!”

AND OUR THREE REALLY BIG IOWA CAUCUS STORY THIS WEEK was in our our “Caucus Cartoonery” E-dition, when The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”

 

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

Hey Marco , Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You But What You Will Do To Your Country; Rubio Meets The New Jersey Steamroller; And Biden Having Second Thoughts?

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

The Blower says with all that Super Bowl hype out there this week, it sure would be nice if Conservatives got their message across with all that media exposure, like maybe a feel good Super Bowl story like the one Staff Sgt. Christopher Gross of the Air Force News Service wrote about Chad Hennings, who won three Super Bowls with the Dallas Cowboys during the 1990s, and his first appearance was within a year’s time of flying his A-10 Thunderbolt II in a combat sortie in northern Iraq.

Hennings, a 1988 Academy graduate, led the nation with 24 sacks and was awarded the Outland Trophy during the 1987 season — an award that recognizes the nation’s best interior lineman.

Following graduation, Hennings — now a member of the College Football Hall of Fame — was drafted by the Cowboys in the 11th round of the 1988 draft. Before he could even suit up in the NFL, Hennings had to first fulfill his military commitment, a move that was initially hard to accept.

“I wouldn’t say there were regrets, (but) it was an emotional struggle because I wanted to be able to compete,” Hennings said.

From a character perspective, he knew without a doubt what he needed to do because he made a commitment and he was going to stick to it. The drive to compete, however, made his transition from school to pilot training and then into his active-duty squadron a difficult one. That void would eventually be filled with friendly competition as an A-10 pilot.

Plus, the presentation of the National Anthem at the Super Bowl 50 could not have been more patriotic.

Unlike Our Narcicist-in-Chief’s Really Stupid Self–Serving Photo Of Himself.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO PROMOTE PATRIOTIC VALUES AS PART OF OUR CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 275 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

 Hillary Clinton on Wednesday night defended accepting huge speaking fees from Goldman Sachs, arguing that it won’t influence the way she treats the banking industry. Speaking at CNN’s DemocRAT presidential forum, anchor Anderson Cooper pressed Clinton on whether it had been a mistake for her to reel in more than $200,000 per speech for three speeches to the Wall Street giant. “Look, I made speeches to lots of groups. I told them what I thought. I answered questions,” the former secretary of State said. “But did you have to be paid $675,000?,” Cooper asked. “Well I don’t know,” Clinton responded. No wonder the crowd laughed at Hillary’s Goldman Sachs Defense when she claimed, “I Took $675,000 For Speeches Because ‘That’s What Was Offered’!”  You can check out Hillary’s Transcript Clock HERE.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

According to The Hill, Philip Haney, who worked at the Department of Homeland Security for 15 years, says DHS ordered him to scrub records of Muslims with terror ties, concluding, it is very plausible that one or more of the subsequent terror attacks on the homeland could have been prevented if more subject matter experts in the Department of Homeland Security had been allowed to do our jobs back in late 2009. It is demoralizing—and infuriating—that today, those elusive dots are even harder to find, and harder to connect, than they were during the winter of 2009. [READ MORE HERE]

Fortunately, every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “I’m quite a politically correct person. I don’t even like to call black people ‘black’. I prefer the term ‘racially challenged’.”

Clermont Cronies

Thursday,  in our Official “Clermont Crony Caucus Election Results” E-dition, The Blower reported how Clermont County Republican Chairman David Uibile’s Central Committee met in Batavia to hold a vote to consider yanking the party’s endorsement of Uibile’s friend, Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup for re-election. Like all things people try to keep hidden, The Blower was there to expose it all.

The entire event was a picture of chaos with people standing around all over downtown Batavia confused about what was happening and where they were supposed to be.  More than 100 members of the County’s Central Committee gathered at the GOP headquarters in Batavia, but Party leaders forgot that the fire code did not allow them to have that many people in the building at one time.

The final vote came down to 58 against UN-endorsing “Bronze Star” and 57 in favor of UN-endorsing “Bronze Star.” In the spirit of Hillary Clinton, one might say it came down to a coin toss.  As everyone else is running from the Establishment, “Bronze Star Brad” seems to be running into their arms to save him from being tossed out by the more Conservative members of the Clermont County Republican Party.  

 Angry Andersonians

 This week after everybody saw how much fun all those folks in Iowa were having with their caucus primary system, Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda wondered what would happen if Anderson changed to the caucus system, and the consensus was nobody would come to caucuses in Anderson. Hell, nobody will even run for office.

But just for kicks, let’s do the last trustee election by the Caucus Method. Most of “In Russ We Trust” Jackson’s people would’ve stayed home to watch Bill O’Reilly or read The Whistleblower.

Meanwhile, friends of Disgraced Ex-Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien, DemocRATS, public school brainwashed socialists, feminists, homosexuals, blissfully ignorant college students, and all their good buddies would’ve all shown up to support the Dishonest Disguised Obama Liberal DemocRAT who ambushed long-time Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson by telling a lot of lies and successfully convinced a big bunch of dumbed-down voters that she was truly “non-partisan,” and Jackson would’ve lost by a massive margin.

Not to worry, Aimless Andersonians could always sit back and watch what happens for the next 1,367 days until the next election on November 5, 2019 begin to correct their mistake. Caucus that!

 Bluegrass Blasts

 “I was really surprised when Rand Paul dropped out of the Republican Presidential race the day after his dismal showing in the Iowa Caucuses,” said absolutely nobody.

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 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says the reason they’ve been missing out on a lot of good Diversity stories lately is all that time staffers are devoting to Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Wet Dream Presidential Campaign in New Hampshire.

Maybe next Wednesday after the votes are counted in Dixville Notch, our Feckless Fishwrappers can return to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

 Facebook Fever

By now many of those Faux Facebook Friends who can’t find Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Page, because it was disabled after somebody maliciously reported that our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher who’s been publishing The Blower for the past 25 years might not be a real person.