SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (NOVEMBER 23), in our Special “Why We’re Thankful” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Celebrating Only One More Year of the Obama Administration! ”
In our “Muslim Mallards” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama’s Walking Like A Duck!”
In our “Kasich’s Kamikaze Kampaign” E-dition, The Blower said, “He’s Promoting Trump’s Visit To Ohio
And in our “Muckraker Teaser” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Seeking To Expose Corruption or Scandal”
TUESDAY (NOVEMBER 24), in our Special “Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” E-dition, The Blower said, “Today might be a pretty good day, unless you’re an overtaxed payer or a turkey!”
In our “Our Planless President” E-dition, The Blower said, “How Can He Have A Plan, When He Doesn’t Even Have A Clue?”
In our Another “PC Alert” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Getting Ready For The Holiday Season”
And in our “Presidential Humor” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s A Prime Prerequisite For The Oval Office!”
WEDNESDAY (NOVEMBER 25), in our “All Black Friday Sales Matter” E-dition, The Blower said: “Are You Sure That’s Not Racist?”
In our “Muckraker Mendacity” E-dition, The Blower said, “Right Here In The Queen City!”
In our “Pre-Holiday Unproductively” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Starting The Weekend Early, Like On Wednesday?”
And in “No Pre-Holiday” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Just Another Wednesday in Obama’s America”
THURSDAY (NOVEMBER 26), in our Official “Turkey Contest Winners” E-dition, The Blower said, “Let’s Get Ready To Gobble!”
In our “Talking Turkeys” E-dition,” The Blower said, “Our Time-Honored Tradition Continues”
And in Our Annual “Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” E-dition, The Blower said, “Get Stuffed!”
And in our “A Very Obama Thanksgiving” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Where America Has Less To Be Thankful For Every Year!”
FRIDAY (NOVEMBER 27) in our “Busiest Shoplifting Day of the Year” E-dition, The Blower asked, “When Will Butterball Be Recalling All Those Tainted Turkeys?”
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody who thinks Thanks-getting would be even more fun than Thanksgiving, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is Sidney Stuffit, who says the best part about Thanksgiving at Grandma’s house is taking a nap following the after-dinner farting contest during the football game. Sidney wins a reprint of The Blower’s “Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving,” a chance to be a judge at Phil Burr-ass’ Phallic Mashed Potato Sculpture Contest, and front-row seats at the annual re-enactment of Miles Standish’s gay naked gravy-wrestling match with Squanto.
And in our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our “Brawls At The Malls” E-dition, The Blower said, “Brutal Fights Break Out Across Obama’s America!”
And in our “Shop Till You Drop” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is giving “Used Gifts” OK during the Obama Recession?”
SATURDAY (NOVEMBER 28) In our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured: “More Real American Heroes!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said: “We’ll Just Keep Telling It Like It Is!”
In our Special “Imagine If You Will” E-dition, The Blower said, “Thanksgiving Dinner in the Twilight Zone!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
