Friday, November 27, 2015                                

Top Ten List

Today it’s the Top Ten things The Blower was grateful for this Thanksgiving Day:

10. The First Amendment.
9. Seeing the local RINO Party get exactly what it deserved again on Election Day one more time in 2015.
8. Political correctness still running amok.
7. Politicians and lovely ladies from all over wanting to buy our lunch.
6. Our snitches are everywhere.
5. Lazy, stupid, and dishonest Fishwrappers letting The Blower scoop them every day.
4. Folks in Northern Kentucky still stealing all that business from Ohio.
3. The ACLU and the many members of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team, for keeping us out of trouble for the past twenty-something years; Award-winning Photo Illustrators like Artis Conception and Edward Cropper; and those guys from “Not the Fishwrap” who help us comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
2. All those folks who keep trying to offer The Blower all that money to advise them on their political campaigns.
…and the Number One thing The Blower was grateful for this Thanksgiving is… All those Gluttons for Punishment who make it easy for us to exercise Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto.

Let’s all say it together: “Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there. Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there. And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down.”

Are You Sure the Term “Black Friday” Isn’t Racist?

Every time we hear the term “Black Friday” on TV, we expect to see some Black Racial Racketeer like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, SMLP Smithermouth, or Revrum Lynchmob whipping up the Black Lies Matter crowd or a bunch of union goons in front of Wal-Mart at a “Black Friday Sale” or the PC Police insisting we call it “African American Friday.”

“Black Friday” is such a downer.  There’s no holiday cheer in that. It doesn’t make you want to go out and spend all that money you don’t have on family gifts. Maybe we should just stay home and watch old black-face movies on TV.

And let’s face it: black folks don’t spend the most money on this Friday either; they don’t even spend as much money as Mexicans. Look at any news report of people who are stupid enough to camp out for days waiting for some crappy item to go on sale, that somebody is going to break into their house and steal anyway. Those folks are like “Ivory” soap— they’re 99 and 44/100% white. 

This year’s “Black Friday” is the month before Christmas and stores are advertising bargain prices to get people to wait in line all night until the stores open just to spend their money. They say “Black Friday” is the day stores begin to turn a profit each year, since their operations will then be “in the black,” having been “in the red” all year up until now. But if they want to make people think about spending money and successful businesses making a profit, maybe they should be calling it “Green Friday.” Except that on Half-Black Fridays during the Dark Ages of the Obama Administration, “Green Businesses” are all big losers costing We the Over-Taxed Payers billions of dollars of misspent borrowed money.

Hurley the Historian says October 24, 1929 was “Black Thursday,” when the stock market lost 11% of its value at the opening bell on very heavy trading. Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says with Obama in the White House, investors are praying for a better fate today.

Finally, just for fun, Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says let’s all listen to Stan Freberg’s classic “Green Christmas,” just to put things into their proper perspective.

 MORE CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL CARTOONS

ON THANKSGIVING, THE FIRST FAMILY’S MENU AT THE WHITE HOUSE INCLUDED:

Thyme roasted turkey, garlic jus and cranberry-orange relish, honey-baked ham with apricot-mustard glaze, prime rib and creamed horseradish, cornbread stuffing with chorizo and roasted peppers oyster stuffing, braised winter greens (collards, kale, and turnip greens), macaroni and cheese, sweet potato gratin, yukon gold mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, fresh greens, and kale Caesar salad. …AND Six Different Kinds of Pie, Including Banana cream pie, coconut cream pie, pumpkin pie, apple pie, pecan pie, and cherry pie. (Just like what all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, are buying with their food cards and standing in line to pick up at the Freebie Store).Black Friday Violence Stories We’re Working On

SEASON’S BEATINGS!
WHITE HOUSE LOCKDOWN ON THANKSGIVING
KENTUCKY BRAWL AT THE MALL KICKS OFF VIOLENCE
BRUTAL FIGHTS ACROSS AMERICA
WOMAN STEALS VEGGIE STEAMER FROM CHILD, WRESTLES MOTHER…
SANTA STAMPEDE
MAN CAUGHT TRYING TO SNATCH SHOPPER’S CHILD AT WALMART

Whistleblower Web Poll           

This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most patriotic Americans would be celebrating on Thanksgiving Day:

          (A) Giving thanks to Obama: 2%
          (B) Watching Obama’s Looters on TV: 2%
          (C) Getting their peckers pulled at airports: 4%
          (D) Enjoying another day off with pay: 92%

Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

OUR “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER ON THANKSGIVING, where nearly one-in-five households celebrated the holiday on Food Stamps and the price of turkey had skyrocketed to three times the jump of inflation due to Obama’s ethanol mandate, Obama has been lecturing America about how all those “Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees” are just like the Pilgrims on the Mayflower. How Un-Freaking-Believable is that?

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Whistleblower Video of the Day

Ronald Reagan’s Thanksgiving Day Address 1985

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