Official “Turkey Contest Winner” E-dition

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Thursday, November 26, 2015   

Who Were the Biggest Turkeys for 2015?

            image005Last weekend, the guys at “Not the Fishwrap” received a veritable cornucopia of votes for their Eighth Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the person who was selected as the biggest turkey of the year would be shown with his head on the body of a turkey. This year, the 2015 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest was again sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants and Northern Kentucky turkeys were not left out, because separate winners were awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.

And like everything else in The Blower, nominees were traditionally discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law.

image017Last Sunday, we showed Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda a video of previous Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Awards and asked them to let us know which person they thought deserved the Biggest Turkey of the Year Award in 2015. At Tuesday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, we even held a Turkey in the Straw Poll.

image017Then our distinguished panel of judges met in executive session to select our finalists for the Biggest Turkey of the Year, and using that same “fair, open, and honest process” which has become a time-honored tradition in Hamilton County and Ohio RINO Party Politics, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane would suggested the names of the winners, and of course, all of those suck-ups at the Conservative Agenda agreed.

image017Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception now shows us the winners of our Eighth Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the person who was selected as the biggest turkey of the year would be shown with his head on the body of a turkey. The troika of turkey winners in Cincinnati included Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley, Cranley’s hand-picked City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black, and Cincinnati’s Ex Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell. Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the 2015 Winner in Kentucky was Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced Democrat, Clinton-Loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-Yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $Tan Che$ley, who appears here with the Cincinnati Turkey winners, because he’s afraid to come to Kentucky to pick up his prize with that Boondoggle Bench Warrant still outstanding. 
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This Is Your Official Turkey Contest Winner E-dition. Any Other Turkey Contest Winner You Might See Announced In Any Other Publication Would Surely Be a Fake.image003image006