SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (OCTOBER 12), in our Official “Columbus Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Liberals claim Columbus Day celebrates the deaths of 20 million people!”
In our Special “Columbus Day Name Change” E-dition, The Blower said, “Here’s More Political Correctness Running Amok!”
In our “Columbus Day Guest Editorial” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting All Those PC Fanatics In Their Place!”
In our “Artful Dodgers” E-dition, The Blower said, “The CPS Art Collection Controversy!”
And in our “More Political Correctness Running Amok” E-dition, The Blower said, “How Many Examples Would You Need?”
TUESDAY (OCTOBER 13), in Special “DemocRAT Debate Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “How Few People Will Actually Be Watching?”
In our Special “Debate Duplicity” E-dition, The Blower said, “More DemocRAT Dishonesty On Display!”
In our “DemocRAT Debate Poll Scam” E-dition, The Blower said, “Who Would Be Dumb Enough To Fall For This?”
In our “DemocRAT Debacle Prep” E-dition, The Blower said: “Let’s Watch The Losers In Las Vegas!”
And in our “Facebook Framus” E-dition, The Blower said: “You Won’t Believe What We Published Three Years Ago Today”
WEDNESDAY (OCTOBER 14), in Special “DemocRAT Debacle Dissection” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hillary Wins “Fixed Debate!”
In our Special “Meeting Mishmash” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Trying To Choose Which Event To Cover”
And in our “More CNN Fake Debate Details” E-dition, The Blower said, “Only Dems Are Sick & Tired of Hearing About Clinton Emails!”
THURSDAY (OCTOBER 15), in our “National Bosses Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Do you think all The Blower’s employees will get the message tomorrow?”
In Another “Conservative Cartoonery E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our Another “Obama’s America” E-dition E-dition, The Blower said, “Our Culture Continues To Devolve!”
And in our “Stupidity In Cincinnati Alert” E-dition, The Blower said, “Where Else, But At Cincinnati City Hall!”
FRIDAY (OCTOBER 16) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other than Well-Known Master Debater Loquacious Tadwell, who says I can see why DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is fighting tooth-and-nail to limit the number of DemocRAT “debates.” This week’s “Fake Debat” on CNN exposed their party’s extreme-far left policies to the American people. DemocRATS offered plenty of platitudes when they weren’t flip-flopping on their past positions, but gave no substantive plans on what they would do to help Americans. As voters demand a change in direction from the failed policies of the Obama era, all Hillary and the DemocRATS are focused on is more of the same. The DemocRATS Party has shifted dramatically to the left and has clearly lost touch with the American people. We have the biggest and most diverse field of candidates and there’s no question that our Republican nominee will be able to defeat anyone on the stage last night.”
In our Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition (“Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990!), The Blower said: This week, everybody who’s really tired of watching all those campaign commercials on TV, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is noted political pundit J. L. Jaundice, who says he thought if you voted early, you wouldn’t have to watch all those crappy political ads anymore. J. L. wins an Official Whistleblower Election Night Scorecard to tally all those local races, 38 absentee ballots for him to fill out so he can participate in Early Voter Fraud, and an “I Told You So” Button to wear on November 4.
In our “Doofus Demands” E-dition, The Blower said, “Have Those Black Student Racial Racketeers Finally Come Up With An Extortion List?”
And in our “Friendly Reminder” E-dition, The Blower said, “Don’t Forget What Tomorrow Is!”
SATURDAY (OCTOBER 17) in Our Official “Sweetest Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Who stole all our damn nougats?”
In our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured “More Real American Heroes!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said, “Will He Or Won’t He?”
In our “What Winning Looks Like” E-dition, The Blower said, “CNBC Caves In To Trump On Debate!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!