Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition

CONSERVATIVE CARTOONERY

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2015

Feeling the “Bern”

image005In Yesterday’s Special “More CNN Fake Debate Details” E-dition, we learned how Kneepad Liberals in the Press had already called Hillary the winner even before CNN’s Fake “Debate,” began last night, while in fact, most people who were actually watching apparently thought the old male socialist cleaned Hillary’s clock.

image010Today when FAIR (Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting) tries to answer “Who Won,” Gunar Olsen says it depends on whether you ask pundits or people.

A New York Times article (10/14/15) by Alan Rappeport about who won last night’s DemocRAT presidential “debate” reported today that “Hillary Rodham Clinton was the clear victor, according to the opinion shapers in the political world (even Conservative commentators).” The Times quoted National Journal columnist Ron Fournier (“Hillary Clinton won,” 10/13/15), Slate writer Fred Kaplan (“She crushed it,” 10/14/15),  New Yorker staffer Ryan Lizza (“Hillary Clinton won because all of her opponents are terrible,” Twitter, 10/13/15), Red State blogger Leon Wolf (“Hillary was (astonishingly) much more likable and personable than everyone’s favorite crazy socialist uncle,” 10/13/15), pollster John Zogby (“Mrs. Clinton was just commanding tonight,” Forbes, 10/13/15) and Conservative radio host Erick Erickson (“I’m still amazed the other four candidates made Hillary Clinton come off as the likable, reasonable, responsible DemocRAT,” Twitter, 10/13/15). If these so-called “opinion shapers in the political world” declare Hillary the winner, then Hillary must be the winner, according to the Times. [READ MORE HERE]

image010Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says what the Times and these pundits failed to mention is the fact that every online poll we could find asking web visitors who won the debate cast Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders as the winner—and not just by a small margins, but by rather enormous ones.

image010And at this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane reminded Political Insiders if you give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, and you feed him for life. But if you promise a man someone else’s fish, you create a DemocRAT. Did you hear the applause for such nonsense at the CNN’s Fake DemocRAT “Debate?”

image010Finally, because they say one picture is worth a thousand words, The Blower is now offering 12,000 words worth of commentary on the subject of the meaningless question of “Who Won?”

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