Special “More CNN Fake Debate Details” E-dition

HEADER-OCT 14 FAKE DEBATE

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2015

Even Kasich Could’ve Beaten Hillary Last Night!

image004Obama Supporters in the Press have been spinning like whirling dervishes all day long about how Hillary won CNN’s Fake Debate Tuesday night in Las Vegas that Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane described as looking like the nominating speeches for Obama’s Third Term. They even dug up Racebaiter Jesse Jackson to say the lack of diversity on stage was no BFD.

Then, it came time to report the actual size of the audience:

image010WOW! CNN’s DemocRAT “Debate” averaged 15.3 million total viewers last night. That would make it the sixth-biggest non-sports cable telecast in history. In the 25-54 demographic, the faceoff among White House hopefuls averaged 4.8 million — the most ever for a D-RAT “Debate.” CNN’s Ashleigh Banfield bragged on-air this morning that her network’s debate drew “a higher number than the season premiere of “The Walking Dead.”

image010DOUBLE WOW! The previous top-rated DemocRAT presidential primary debate on cable news was CNN’s Los Angeles debate on January 31, 2008, which averaged 8.3 million viewers. On broadcast, the highest rated was ABC’s Philadelphia faceoff on April 16, 2008, averaging 10.7 million viewers.

image010But we’ll never know how many of these 15.3 million viewers CNN owes to GOP frontrunner Donald Trump having announced yesterday morning he had decided to live tweet the Dem debate, giving his fans reason to hate-watch. CNN was promoting Trump’s Tweets almost as hard as they were promoting the fake event itself.

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image010CNN was also speculating on Joe Biden making a Loretta Young entrance on stage, because very early morning stats had indicated last night’s “debate” between front-runner Hillary Clinton, Google hero/Dem socialist Bernie Sanders, and the Three Other Guys likely logged numbers on par with that most-watched Dem debate in the 2008 presidential election cycle. Those very early stats go a long way to explain why CNN had begged and pleaded to get VPOTUS Joe Biden onstage for the 2 1/2 hour exchange.

image010Unfortunately for the our Disingenuous DemocRATS, last night’s debate, while a whopper for CNN and the Dems, still falls way short of the 22.9 million viewers who’d watched CNN’s three-hour-plus GOP debate in mid September. That event set two records: biggest audience in CNN’s 30-year history and the longest presidential debate ever. And that debate’s overall crowd did not match the 24M who’d sat glued to the first GOP face-off in August on Fox News Channel, which is that network’s biggest audience ever. The FNC crowd also is the biggest non-sports audience ever for cable news (CNN’s GOP debate stat is No. 2).

image010image009Kneepad Liberals in the Press had already called Hillary the winner even before CNN’s Fake “Debate” began last night. But surviving on a stage while professing many socialistic ideas that would ruin the country against another socialist, a block of granite, and a Republican lost on the wrong side, wasn’t exactly winning. In fact, most of public apparently thought the old male socialist cleaned Hillary’s clock, especially TV Pollster Frank Lutz.

image010Meanwhile, Hillary for America sent out a really crappy looking fund-raising e-mail that looked something like this:

Friend —

I was so proud of Hillary last night.

Chip in $1 if you’re for Hillary (almost) as much as I am:

Donate $1

Thanks,

Bill

image010Finally, Photo-Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us what The Blower thought that debate really looked like.

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You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.image003image006