SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (SEPTEMBER 28), in our Special “Historical Perspective” E-dition, The Blower said, “Do You Think the Founding Fathers Ever Imagined This?”
In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!
In our “Obama Versus Putin” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Just Another United Nations Showdown!”
And in our “Liberal Bias Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama’s Totally Gay Agenda… Drowns Out Pope’s Traditional Marriage Message!”
TUESDAY (SEPTEMBER 29), in “Is It a Shutdown Yet?” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Waiting For Republicans To Cave Again!”
In our Official “Sign Wars Season,” The Blower said, “It’s Not Supposed To Start Till Next Week…”
In our “More Media Bias” E-dition, The Blower said, “What Else Do You Expect During The Age of Obama?”
In our “Boehner’s Background” E-dition, The Blower said: “We’re Trying To Explain How He Got This Way!”
WEDNESDAY (SEPTEMBER 30), in our “Shutdown Dance” E-dition, The Blower said, “Not To Worry—Obama And Congress Would Still Be Paid!”
In our “Historical Significance” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Bet You Didn’t Know How Important Today Really Is!”
In our “Adventures in Education” E-dition, The Blower said, “Today’s Subject is “Bovine Economics!”
In our “Illegal Campaigning Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hillary’s Campaign Again Caught Breaking The Law.”
And In our “As The Deadline Approaches” E-dition, The Blower said, “DemocRATS Are Becoming More Desperate!”
THURSDAY (OCTOBER 1), in our Special “Remembering the 2013 Shutdown” E-dition, The Blower said, “That Time Boehner Didn’t Totally Wimp Out!”
In our Special “Baby Killing Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Boehner and McConnell Caved In Again!”
And in our “Sorry, No Government Shutdown Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Officially Postponed Until At Least December 11!”
FRIDAY (OCTOBER 2) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was Clint Webb who’s running for Senate in 2016. Instead of informing voters about his political plans, ideas, and examples of great leadership, Webb explains what it is about his appearance, family, and other seemingly unrelated political topics that make him perfect for the Senate.
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, The Blower said, “This week, everybody who’s really tired of watching all those campaign commercials on TV, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.”
In our “Conservative Voter Registration” E-dition, The Blower said, “Only Four Days Left!”
In “Conservative Campaign Tips” E-dition, The Blower said, “Political Insiders, Please Note!”
And in our “Bad News Bearers” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Told You It Could Get Worse.”
SATURDAY (OCTOBER 3) in Our Special “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower said, “Good Gun Control Means “Tight Grouping At Center Mass!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower featured “Early Announcements!”
In our “Bi-Partisan Bulletin” E-dition, The Blower featured “More Fairly Balanced News!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!