SUNDAY, JUNE 28, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (JUNE 22), in our Annual “Whistleblower Deadbeat Dads” E-dition, The Blower reported “Obama Continues to Blame Bush for Deadbeat Dads!,” and in our Special “Property Tax Day” E-dition The Blower said “Be glad it only comes twice a year!”
TUESDAY (JUNE 23), in our Special “Waiting for SCOTUS” E-dition, The Blower said, A Lot Of People Are Going To Be Really Unhappy Later This Month!” and in our Special “Another Republican Surrender” E-dition, The Blower said, “And not a single shot was fired on Fort Sumter.”
WEDNESDAY (JUNE 24), in our Special “White Flag Waving” E-dition, The Blower said, “More Republicans in Retreat.” And in our Special “Sodomy Rites Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Are Ready for a Ruling?
THURSDAY (JUNE 25), in our Annual “Little Big Horn Massacre Anniversary” E-dition, The Blower said, “Will ISIS be Obama’s Last Stand?” And in Special “Custer/Obama Court Martial” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama Now Blaming Bush for Little Big Horn Massacre!”
FRIDAY (JUNE 26) in our Special “SCOTUScare Decision” E-dition, The Blower said, Undermining the Rule of Law!” and in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s still the same old BS!”
SATURDAY (JUNE 27) in our Official “Gay Day Parade” E-dition, The Blower said, “Shout it Loud! Shout it Proud” and in our Special “SCOTUS Running Amok” E-dition, The Blower said, “Judicial Activism on Steroids!”
And Still There Was A Lot More News to Report!
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE LESSON FROM FRIDAY’S SUPREME COURT DECISION THIS WEEK was when SCOTUS not only guaranteed every gaywad’s wet dream into reality but also promised every living litigious litigator life on Easy Street with its brand new definition of marriage (and everything else) those nine old lawyers can legislate from the bench on any day they choose to speak out on whatever subject they feel like controlling.
OUR NUMBER TWO LESSON FROM FRIDAY’S SUPREME COURT DECISION THIS WEEK was when 2016 TEA Party Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz announced some Constitutional remedies for our lawless Supreme Court, including making SCOTUS subject to “Retention Elections” instead of their lifetime appointments.
AND OUR NUMBER THREE LESSON FROM FRIDAY’S SUPREME COURT DECISION THIS WEEK was when The Blower said, that was a whole lot of hype and rigmarole for less than 2% of America’s population, with nearly 102 million working-age citizens in Obama’s America still out of work.
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us “AND THE SOOP-REME COURT CREATED CHAOS.”
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Louder With Crowder wonders if you were surprised by the SCOTUS decisions on SCOTUScare and Sodomy Rites this week. It’s like the Court has become the all-powerful genie in Aladdin… issuing wishes to whomever asks first (or is the most politically correct). Our founders had a lot to say about an overreaching Supreme Court. And it’s kinda scary. Check out our piece featuring quotes from some of the greatest men and minds in our history… you’re going to want to share this one with your friends. [READ MORE HERE]
DO YOU THINK THE 2016 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE WILL BE INCLUDING “JUDICIAL ACTIVISM” IN HIS CAMPAIGN?
That means the next 500 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards:
This Week’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award
Goes to Dishonest DemocRAT Presumptive Presidential Nominee Hillary Clinton twice: (1) For claiming she’s never supported the Confederate Flag, and (2) For now claiming she’s always supported Sodomy Rites.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
In Texas, Governor Greg Abbott is asserting the right of Texas to protect and defend Religious Liberty, releasing the following statement regarding the Supreme Court’s Sodomy Rites ruling:
“The Supreme Court has abandoned its role as an impartial judicial arbiter and has become an unelected nine-member legislature. Five Justices on the Supreme Court have imposed on the entire country their personal views on an issue that the Constitution and the Court’s previous decisions reserve to the people of the States.
“Despite the Supreme Court’s rulings, Texans’ fundamental right to religious liberty remains protected. No Texan is required by the Supreme Court’s decision to act contrary to his or her religious beliefs regarding marriage.”
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on.”
The Feck Stops Here
Friday, The U.S. Supreme Court announced its long-awaited ruling on same-sex marriages in all fifty states, including Cincinnati. So, if the matter is supposedly settled, how long will our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote it? Probably until the day they go out of business, and on that day, The Blower just might once again say, “We told you so.”
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are still continuing to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”
Angry Andersonians
The Counter on the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower Web Page is already clicking away the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until the start of the Holy Homophobic Heterosexual Fourth of July Day Parade in Anderson. Only White, God-Fearing Hetero Citizens of Anderson will be permitted to march in the Patriotic Procession.
In addition, Anderson Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says regardless of Friday’s Supreme Court ruling that Same Sex Sodomy would now be the law of the land, Township Clerk Ken Deitz’s office would not be issuing same-sex marriage licenses for couples wishing to be married beside the always romantic Lake Jackson at the Anderson Government Center.
Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas says he did not discriminate against lesbians during last Monday’s No Panty Day promotion at his Cleaner Concepts store, but he did make the particularly unattractive ones with tattoos go to the end of the line.
In Northern Kentucky
BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says Republican Boondoggle County Clerk Kenny Brown is continuing to be attacked by our Feckless Fishwrappers for not yet jumping on the Gay Marriage Issuing Bandwagon, and is still hoping to wake up to find Friday’s Supreme Court ruling was only a hideous nightmare.
But The Blower says it remains to be seen if such issues of morality be discussed during the next 129 days in this year’s Gubernatorial Campaign between TEA Party Republican Matt Bevin and Degenerate-loving DemocRAT Jack Conway, since a few people still appear to be opposed to Sodomy Rites.
More Politics Unusual
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s: “The Supreme Court ruled to preserve the Affordable Care Act, more commonly known as Obamacare, so we now can do anything we want. We could drink, smoke, jump mini-bikes off bridges, or play chainsaw tag if we want to. If we get hurt, it’s not our problem. It’s America’s problem, together. Obama triumphantly declared that the Affordable Care Act is here to stay. Then he went into the Rose Garden and secretly puffed on an e-cigarette.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1969, a police raid of the Stonewall Inn (a gay club located on New York City’s Christopher Street) turned violent as patrons and local sympathizers begin rioting against the police, and that’s where “Stonewall” got its name, and Whistleblower Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis report folks working on floats for this weekend’s Gay Pride Parade in Cincinnati said and there wouldn’t be enough hype to cover that..
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Reverend Bill Owens’ “If they rule for same-sex marriage, then we’re going to do the same thing we did for the civil rights movement. We will not obey an unjust law.” The President and Founder of the Coalition of African-American Pastors was speaking at a press conference in Memphis, Tennessee, where he warned the Obama administration to prepare for massive civil disobedience among pastors and clergy if state bans on gay marriage are deemed unconstitutional.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says the shooting massacre at a black church by a young white supremacist in Charleston, South Carolina late last week was a tragic development in the nation’s ongoing conversation on race relations. Following the shooting, several prominent politicians – including Republican Governor Nikki Haley – called for the removal of the Confederate flag from the state’s capitol grounds. 60% of Likely U.S. Voters agree with this view and say the Confederate flag should not be flown at South Carolina’s statehouse. However, voters are more divided as to what the flag means: 43% say it symbolizes Southern heritage, while 39% say it symbolizes hatred. There’s a sharp difference of opinion between white and black voters on this question. [READ MORE HERE]
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #217 says ask them to guess who said this: “The soundest way to raise revenues in the long run is to cut taxes now. The purpose of cutting taxes now is… to achieve the more prosperous, expanding economy which can bring a budget surplus.” Ronald Reagan? One of the Bushes? F. A. Hayek? Arthur Laffer? No, it was JFK.
JOHN GALT says “I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.”
LIBERAL NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: week, This week, with Summer sort of sweltering and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Summer Sports
Summer is the time for sports
So search for a lovely doll
Who is yearning for some action
And willing to play ball.
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “Holiday Price Hikes,” everybody was filling up his gas tank to avoid the holiday price hikes next week, and our three Cost-Conscious County Commissioners were complaining about the high price of gasoline these days. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says the president of the Southern Baptist Convention had a message regarding the Supreme Court decision on same-sex marriage: We will not obey. “The Supreme Court of the United States is not the final authority nor is the culture itself,” declared Ronnie Floyd, the elected leader of the nation’s largest Protestant denomination. “The Bible is God’s final authority on marriage and on this book we stand.” Dr. Floyd’s powerful and provocative comments last week were met with thunderous applause and standing ovations by thousands of Southern Baptist messengers meeting in Columbus, Ohio.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES reports U.S. stocks closed mixed on Friday, posting a loss for the week, as investors digested earnings reports and awaited resolution on the Greece debt talks.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and once again the vacationer-in-chief and his brood are headed for another high-priced, taxpayer-funded vacation, this time back at Martha’s Vineyard. It could cost over-taxed suckers more than $2 million for the eight-day stay.
Even as the economy is still moribund, even as more people than ever have given up looking for a job, even as more Americans are on foodstamps and on welfare than ever in our history… the Obamas need a vacation! It must be pretty tough job wreaking all that havoc on the country, after all. Obama might need a vacation after all that effort.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how Obama Supporters in the Press were handling the aftermath of the Supreme Court’s Same Sex Sodomy Debacle. “It should be a lot of fun to watch,” Kane explained, “like on Saturday when CNN mistakenly identified a Dildo Flag as and ISIS Flag, and never once will they ever admit all those Liberal Lunacy is over Political Correctness for less than 2% of America’s population, with nearly 102 million working-age citizens in Obama’s America still out of work.”
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (JUNE 29) we’ll be celebrating Ramadan by featuring our “Special “Muslims in America” E-dition, but we’ll still be continuing to count down the 571 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (JUNE 30) we’ll be updating the success of Obama calls for a push to change Religious Beliefs of Gay Marriage Opponents and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will give us their reaction to that.
WEDNESDAY, (JULY 1) is we’ll be updating the latest body count for Cincinnati’s Violence Reduction Plan in the Killing Fields of Over the Rhine.
THURSDAY (JULY 2) we’ll be checking to see how many same-sex divorces have been filed, now that the Supreme Court has declared Sodomy Rites to be the law of the land, including Cincinnati.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (JULY 3) LIMERICK IS: “When we celebrate the Fourth of July.” Is that a coincidence or what?
AND SATURDAY (JULY 4), we’ll be covering the Holy Homophobic Heterosexual Fourth of July Day Parade in Anderson, and you can imagine how fairly balanced that will be.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Cincinnati’s Scruffy Mayor John Cranley, who was starting to look more like a Muslim. One of The Blower’s Persons of Consequence says she’s glad he finally trimmed his beard to be on TV at Friday’s funeral.
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Whistleblower Video of the Week
Supreme Court rules gay marriage legal
Sent in by Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, Not Currently Either a Person of Consequence or a Gay Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend.
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