Special “Sodomy Rites Update” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 2015

That Big Gay SOTUS Decision Could Actually Come Tomorrow

image004Insiders believe that’s when they’ll break the news of their decision in Obergefell v. Hodges, which involves existing bans on non-heterosexual marriage partners in Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky, and Tennessee. (It’s possible justices will announce a verdict in some other case, and hold off on what some perverts call “marriage equality” until as late as June 30, when the current session ends, but every gay that ever there was will be up all night tonight watching the countdown on the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower Web Page, waiting for the 10 AM opening of Thursday’s Supreme Court Session.

Back in January, Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper said all that suspense would be terrible until the Supreme Court announces its decision on Sodomy Rites. But The Blower doesn’t see any doubt about the ruling, since WND reports Conservatives were unable to have Justices Ginsburg and Kagan recused for performing homosexual marriages. [READ MORE HERE]  

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But Everybody In Cincinnati Is Ready For The Ruling.

image010image006The Gay Flag will be flying at Cincinnati City Hall.

image010The Fishwrap already has its Big Gay Front Page planned.

image010Busken’s will have a sale on Gay Wedding Cakes.

image010Wedding planners will be calling DJs to do Gay Weddings.

image010Gay Social Media Warriors will be all atwitter.

image010Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback will announce that Saturday’s Gay Pride Parade will include a Lesbian Marriage.

image010Gay Guys on the Local News can finally announce their plans to get married at the All Star Game.

image010Lawyers will start advertising Gay Divorce Cases.

image010And Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-Ass might even use the Supreme Court’s Big Gay Decision to raise money.

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