SUNDAY, JUNE 21, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (JUNE 15), in our Official “Flag Day” E-dition, The Blower quoted Adrian Cronauer’s, “Our flag is not just one of many political points of view. Rather, the flag is a symbol of our national unity,” and in our Official “Republican Survey” E-dition, The Blower said “Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies!”
TUESDAY (JUNE 16), in our Special “Liberal Freak Show” E-dition, The Blower said, “#Rachel Thinks She’s Black, Just Like Bruce Thinks He’s A Woman!” and in our Special “#Rachel’s Resignation” E-dition, The Blower said, “Stop Laughing, All of You Transethnicphobes!”
WEDNESDAY (JUNE 17), in our Special “GOP Candidate Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Now There Are Eleven!” And in our Special “GOP Candidate Update Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Shouldn’t we now be calling them our “Dirty Dozen?”
THURSDAY (JUNE 18), in our Special “Obama-Nixon” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Wishing Obama’s Watergate Were Finally Here!” and in Special “Obama-Nixon Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “No Americans Died at Watergate like They Did at Benghazi!”
FRIDAY (JUNE 19) in our Official “Ramadan Greetings” E-dition, The Blower said, “ Beheadings To All Those Who Say Islam Is Violent, ” and in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s still the same old BS!”
SATURDAY (JUNE 20) in our Special “#Rachel RaceFaker’s Review” E-dition, The Blower said, “Insanity Has Become the New Normal in America!” in our Special “Jeffrey’s Junkets” E-dition, The Blower said, “Unfortunately, he always buys round-trip tickets!,” in our Special “Obama’s Racial Divide” E-dition, The Blower said, “Just Think, Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence Doesn’t Actually Start Until Sunday!,” and in our Cancelled “Paddlefest” E-dition, The Blower said, “Why didn’t they just move the event indoors?
Is It Any Wonder The Blower Enjoyed A Record Number of Page Views on the Web Page This Week?
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE LESSON FROM THE #CHARLESTON CHURCH MASSACRE STORY THIS WEEK was when Carmine Sabia told us in BizPac Review that when Obama’s looking to blame someone for church killings, he should look in the mirror, because many people, including Liberals like Obama, have blood on their hands. The shootings were carried out by Dylann Roof, one man, but many have played a role in what has become an epidemic of violent mass murders in America. There are many things we as a society can blame for this tragedy, but lack of gun control laws is not one of them. [READ MORE HERE]
OUR NUMBER TWO LESSON FROM THE #CHARLESTON CHURCH MASSACRE STORY THIS WEEK was when John R. Lott at Fox News told us “Gun-free zones an easy target for killers.” The horrible tragedy that left nine people dead at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, S.C., probably could have been avoided. Like so many other attacks, the massacre took place in a gun-free zone, a place where the general public was banned from having guns. The gun-free zone obviously didn’t stop the killer from bringing a gun into the church. Indeed, the circumstantial evidence is strong that these killers don’t attack randomly; they keep picking the few gun-free zones to do virtually all their attacks. For some reason, people who would never put up a “gun-free zone” sign in front of their own homes, put up such signs for other sensitive areas that we would like to protect. [READ MORE HERE]
AND OUR NUMBER THREE LESSON FROM THE #CHARLESTON CHURCH MASSACRE STORY THIS WEEK was when the Red State’s Erik Erickson told us about “The Conversation We Won’t Have,” because a society that looks at a 65-year-old male Olympian and, with a straight face, declares him a her and “a new normal” cannot have a conversation about mental health or evil because that society no longer distinguishes normal from crazy and evil from good. Our American society has a mental illness — overwhelming narcissism and delusion — and so cannot recognize what crazy or evil looks like. [READ MORE HERE]
A Tale of Two Massacres
Debra from Anderson says, “Remember Colin Ferguson?” He was the Jamaican man who boarded the Long Island Railroad on 7 December, 1993 and began shooting . He killed six people (all white) and wounded 19 (all white) until he was restrained by 3 other passengers. Ferguson had a history of aggression and making specious claims of racist incidents (Rachel Dolezal, call your office).
No less than William Kunsler and the appalling Ron Kuby took on his defense, although he was later permitted to represent himself. Ferguson’s defense was a newly-coined-just-for-him theory called Black Rage. Apparently, the murders were the perfectly understandable reaction to the oppressive racism Ferguson encountered when he married his way into American citizenship.
Progressive pundits swamped the TV and radio airwaves to plead Ferguson’s case and confirm his victimhood. Despite its absence from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Black Rage was a real thing! Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton warned white people not to judge all African Americans by Ferguson’s actions.
Calls for gun control echoed across the nation, but in the plus column, calls for the death penalty rang across the state of New York.
Ferguson did represent himself and, in a stunning display of cruelty, was permitted to question the witnesses, the survivors, of his attack. Ferguson was convicted and received a 315 year sentence, where he punched serial killer Joel Rifkin in the mouth for reminding him that he, Rifkin, had killed more people than Ferguson. Ferguson was unimpressed because Rifkin’s victims were just women.
Fortunately, we will be spared from apologists for Dylann Roof. But you can be sure that Americans will be enthusiastically invited to regard Roof as a symbol of “white America,” by many of the same fellow travelers who defended Colin Ferguson.
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us his design for the new $10 Bill.
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
The Media Research Center reports as part of its coverage on the deadly shooting at the Emmanuel AME Church in Charleston, South Carolina, Thursday, Obama Apologists at CBS Evening News dedicated a segment to Obama’s never letting a tragedy go to waste with his so-called attempts to push through gun control measures after national tragedies. With no victories thus far, chief White House correspondent Major Garrett lamented that Obama “appears exhausted by gun violence and the political stalemate” with those prospects after Charleston. In a segment that saw no opposing viewpoint or discussion of the President’s proposals on the merits, Garrett started by pointing out that it is now “14 times” in which “President Obama has consoled the nation after a deadly shooting” and “call[ed] for action to reduce the violence.” With Wednesday night’s act of terror, Garrett stated that the President “painfully admitted” on Thursday afternoon “the limits of his authority.”
The former Fox News correspondent then walked viewers through three such tragedies with the first being the deadly 2011 shooting in Tucson, Arizona that wounded then-Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.). Looking back on it, Garrett observed that the President’s tone on Thursday was a “far cry from Mr. Obama’s passionate push for gun control” following that event. [READ MORE HERE]
THE 2016 ELECTIONS WILL NOT ONLY BE ABOUT CORRECTING ALL OF OBAMA’S MISTAKES AND ATTEMPTING TO SECURE FAIR REPORTING FROM THE LIBERAL NEWS MEDIA, BUT IT WILL ALSO BE MAKING SURE REPUBLICANS GET THE LEADERSHIP THEY VOTE FOR.
That means the next 506 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award
Yesterday, The Blower couldn’t decide if Obama’s “This kind of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries” bonehead remark should’ve been chosen by our Quote for Today Committee or be Yesterday’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award, although we didn’t imagine the difference would be noticed by any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
A long-time Person of Consequence from the Keystone State said Obama was “Wrong Again,” and immediately referred us to the thrilling days of yesteryear when twelve people (10 journalists and two policemen) were murdered and 10 others wounded by Muslim Terrorists in that shooting massacre at the Paris headquarters of satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo.
But it’s just what we have all come to expect from Obama, who was so broken up over the #Charleston Church Massacre it was wheels up on Air Force One for an over-taxed payer funded DNC fund-raising trip to California, and he planned to spend the weekend on a water-guzzling California Golf Course during the drought after making another one of his usual racial-dividing politically-motivated meaningless gun control comments.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Fox’s Katie Pavlich Blamed Political Correctness for Failure To Report Charleston Shooter’s Plans To Authorities.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.”
The Feck Stops Here
This week, Metro Mole says our Feckless Fishwrappers found a new vile-and-disgusting Liberal Cause to promote after the horrific killing of Cincinnati Police Officer Sonny Kim by Cop Killer Trepierre Hummons.
“Suicide by Cop” is the colloquial term describing when someone threatens police with a weapon in a way officers are compelled to use deadly force against the threat. As we all discovered this week, “Suicide by Cop” incidents can be lethal to police officers because officers never know if the individual will try to kill them too.
Attempts to humanize the Maniac in Madisonville may have paid off in increased web-page hits for The Fishwap’s digital advertisers, but it was also particularly Feckless.
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are still continuing to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”
Absent-Minded Andersonians
Excitement is building for Monday’s June 22 No Panty Day promotion at Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ Cleaner Concepts store, and Andy promises “something special” for the first 100 women in line wearing no panties.
Avoirdupois Andersonians are already anticipating standing in line for the opening of Andy’s adjacent new Krispy Kreme store on June 30.
All of this development is part of the plan for fat women in the Forrest Gump School District to have their clothes let out at Andy’s Alteration Department in building behind back his Landmark Dry Cleaning Establishment.
In Northern Kentucky
BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says this week we learned even disbarred or suspended, “Crazy Eric” Deters could still get his name in The Fishwrap twice in the same day. In that Durrani case, he was still holding out that law firm as his — the lawyers all used “ericdeters.com” for their email. This also showed up on recent pleadings in the cases where he’s being sued, and “Crazy Eric” was also accused of stealing a restaurant owner’s stuff. And that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Crazy Eric (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club, wonders all of this behavior should be investigated by the Ohio and Kentucky Bar Associations, since some people might think Crazy Eric is still practicing law and bringing his usual discredit to the Legal Profession.
Erlanger attorney Roula Allouch has been head of the National Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) for a year. Roula still says, “I hope to continue and strengthen CAIR’s efforts to enhance understanding of Islam and Muslims, to encourage civic participation by American Muslims and to build coalitions with like-minded individuals and organizations to promote justice and mutual understanding.” The Blower is still wishing Roula a lot of luck, because there’s still a lot of Islamophobia out there! And maybe somebody from The Fishwrap might like to write a story about Roula. Having the head of the National Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) living right here in the Tri-State has been newsworthy to The Blower for the past year.
And it’s also been a year since Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl reported Joseph Hall still hadn’t voluntarily returned to the Kenton County Detention Center ever since he walked away from a work detail last year on May 28. Hall was reportedly seen that weekend, when several people said they saw him scarfing down goetta at Mainstrasse. Terry asked, “Do you think we should check the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence one more time? It’s not that we really expected to find him there, but my guys just like looking at the all those pretty titties.
More Politics Unusual
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s, “The Obama administration announced that a woman will replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill starting in 2020. I want to be the first person to congratulate Caitlyn Hamilton.” Conan O’Brien said, “At his campaign launch, Donald Trump apparently paid extras $50 to cheer for him at the rally. Trump said, ‘Usually when I pay a person to like me, it’s my wife.’ ” And Seth Meyers said, “Presidential hopeful Donald Trump said yesterday that he has better hair than Senator Marco Rubio — a claim that was recently disproven by wind.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Another week, another wave of campaign launches for the crowded Republican field in 2016. Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush and celebrity billionaire Donald Trump’s announcements this week bring the list of official GOP candidates to 12, but most voters (60%) say it’s better to include all candidates in debates rather than include only those candidates who are above a certain threshold in the polls. [READ MORE HERE]
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1788, the US Constitution was ratified and Liberals have been trying to destroy it ever since.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Lincoln’s: “Don’t interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.”
ONLY ONE MORE DAY: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says please don’t forget, tomorow is the last day to pay your Second Half 2014 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #171, says when a Liberal asks what you’re buying your kids for their birthdays, say: “Oh, I guess the usual: more ammo.”
JOHN GALT says “I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.”
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: This week, with the Summer Scorching Season fully under way, we have another timely offering from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his new book “Wanna See My Solstice, Little Girl?” found in the dirty poetry section of your Public Library:
Bunky’s Ode to Summer
On the First Day of Summer
I couldn’t be glummer
Unless, my dear
You give me a hummer.
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “HAPPY HOLIDAY,” every politician took part in the 42nd Annual Patronage County Watergate Day festivities, and our three Corrupt County Commissioners were discussing how things went. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says the president of the Southern Baptist Convention has a message regarding the looming Supreme Court decision on same-sex marriage: We will not obey. “The Supreme Court of the United States is not the final authority nor is the culture itself,” declared Ronnie Floyd, the elected leader of the nation’s largest Protestant denomination. “The Bible is God’s final authority on marriage and on this book we stand.” Dr. Floyd’s powerful and provocative comments were met with thunderous applause and standing ovations by thousands of Southern Baptist messengers meeting in Columbus, Ohio.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES reports U.S. stocks fell on Friday ahead of a summit next week that could decide whether Greece will need to print its own currency and ditch the euro. King Lip, chief investment officer at Baker Avenue Asset Management in San Francisco, says, “It’s sort of the last lifeline they are going to throw out to Greece and people are selling ahead of that because of the uncertainty.”
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and The Blower reports Michelle the Mooch’s so-called cultural tour of Italy and the UK will cost US over-taxed payers at least $547,000 – and rental cars, meals, Secret Service, and “advance” trips could push the cost to $700,000.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that time a TV Interviewer asked him why most people won’t get as upset on next Monday’s Property Tax Day as they do on the big April 15 Tax Day. “Most people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments,” Kane explained. “So they never see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.” That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Property Tax Day to see how much money they’re pissing away on public schools, and they should hold elections on the same day people have to pay their taxes. Do you think our elected officials would go along with that?
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (JUNE 22) we’ll be featuring our Annual Deadbeat Dad’s E-dtion on the day after Father’s Day, but we’ll still be continuing to count down the 578 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (JUNE 23) we’ll be updating the success of Cincinnati’s Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell’s Dumbed Down “90-Day Black-on-Black Violence Reduction Plan” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will report the latest body count.
WEDNESDAY, (JUNE 24) is “Swim a Lap Day,” and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane will be ogling all those temptress teenage lady lifeguards at the Lyons Y.
THURSDAY (JUNE 25) we’ll be remembering how in 1876 Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer had a fatal lapse in judgment when he underestimated the number of Indians on the other side of the hill at the Battle of the Little Big Horn.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (JUNE 26) LIMERICK IS: “Obama says it’s now good to be gay”
AND SATURDAY (JUNE 27), will be our Annual Gay Pride E-dition, and you can imagine how tasteful that’ll be.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT County Auditor only a day before everybody’s jacked-up Property Taxes are due on June 22.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. Whistleblower Video of the Week
From Dolezal to Jenner: The New Citizens of TRANSylvania
Published on Jun 19, 2015: In part one of this two-parter, Zo examines how liberals use Rachel Dolezal identifying as black to justify others choosing to identify as the opposite sex, like Caitlyn Jenner. Hear more in this ZoNation. And look part-two coming soon.
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