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THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 2015
“Tricky Dick” Would Be Offended By the Comparison
CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN says after reading yesterday’s Special “Obama-Nixon” E-dition comparing Nixon’s Watergate to Obama’s IRS Scandal, you have to wonder if Nixon was sorry he didn’t live during the Age of Obama, when all America loves a crook. He could have finished his second term.
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#RACHEL DOLEZAL’s NAME IS STILL IN THE NEWS. The NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS) Race Faker is she’s now being offered her choice of TV Reality Shows: PMSNBC’s “American TransRacial Idol,” Jeff Foxworthy’s “You Might Be Just A White Woman Pretending to be Black,” and the Black Entertainment Network’s “Are You Dumber Than This White Bitch.”
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Is Al Sharpton Wannabe Bobby Hinton really claiming police were “racially motivated” at that fracas at the Fairfield Aquatic Center last week? Judge Traci’s Favorite Attorney Clyde Bennett II played the Race Card when he said the racist Fairfield Police Department should just drop their charges against those Black women who started all the trouble. Bennett was really busy yesterday getting his name in The Fishwrap when he claimed Mahogany’s Deadbeat Owner Liz Rogers had supposedly turned down a plea deal that would have dropped the impersonating a police officer charge she faces.
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Jay Billington Bulworth’s “What we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody ’til they’re all the same color.”
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says even disbarred or suspended, “Crazy Eric” Deters could still get his name in The Fishwrap twice in the same day, too. In that Durrani case, he’s still holding out that law firm as his — the lawyers all use “ericdeters.com” for the email. This also shows up on recent pleadings in the cases where he’s being sued, and “Crazy Eric” was also accused of stealing a restaurant owner’s stuff.
That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy “Crazy Eric (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club,) wonders if all of his behavior should be investigated by the Ohio and Kentucky Bar Associations, since some people might think Crazy Eric is still practicing law and bringing his usual discredit to the Legal Profession.
Meanwhile, Our Gregarious Grammarian says Forgetful Fishwrapper Teri DeMio should’ve cleaned up Deters’ grammatical mistakes in her story, when she wrote: “Him filing this is just a complete freaking shock,” Deters said Wednesday morning, claiming attorney Larry Shelton did not have “all of the facts.” Deters should’ve used “His” instead of “Him,” because the “possessive case” should always be used in this context.
TODAY’S LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Scruffy Mayor John Cranley, for claiming “This is a great budget,” after a deal was reached on Wednesday on how to spend over-taxed payers’ $375.5 million operating budget. The Cranley Political Propaganda Machine at The Fishwrap came through for “Scruffy” again. And lookie here, somebody’s drawing editorial cartoons these days at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News.
TAX-HATING TROUBLEMAKER TINO DELGATO says Ohio’s first ever Sales Tax-Free Weekend will take place from Friday August 7 to Sunday August 9, 2015, but you shouldn’t holding off buying that new car, since with those purchase limits in the fine print, it’s no BFD.
IN ANDERSON: For weeks, The Blower has been reading about how the TEA Party across America was supposedly taking an unprecedented step in its fight to end Congress’ illegal ObamaCare subsidies by peacefully but vocally gathering at local Congressional offices all across the country at high noon on June 17 for what TEA Party organizers were calling their largest simultaneous protest ever. So with the Anderson TEA Party’s Headquarters located directly across the street from Ohio Second Congressional District “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup’s District Office at 7954 James W. Miller IV Memorial Highway, the crowd at noon was small indeed, but we did see a large group of Avoirdupois Andersonians already standing in line to be among the first 100 customers at the Grand Opening of Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ new Krispy Kreme store on June 30.
Andy says there’s no line forming yet of women not wearing any panties at his Cleaner Concepts store for his Monday, June 22 is also “No Panty Day” promotion, the same day Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering is again asking us to remind our readers that it is the last day to pay their Second Half 2014 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a severe penalty and a humongous interest charge; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. If only our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor had a real opponent the last time he ran, what a great time it would be to start campaigning.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date, the War of 1812 began, in 1815 Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo, and in 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. Now which one of those stories will they be talking about on “The View” today?
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher what he thought about The Blower’s Stupidest White Bitch in America for trying to get all that publicity by claiming she is really black, when a genealogical investigation proved she had zero Black relatives dating back to 1671. “That reminds me of a story about a White guy who confessed he was colorblind to his bride on their wedding night. “You show is, Honey,” she said, “You show ‘nuf is!”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially ColorBlind Guys. 
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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our June fund-raising drive from Greater Cincinnati Color Blindness Clinic, also helping people distinguish Black from Caucasian.
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