SUNDAY,DECEMBER 27, 2020
TRUMP’S 1437th DAY IN OFFICE
AND HERE’S TONIGHT’S VIRUS UPDATEVol. XVII Moloch, Larry and Curly, Pt. II
My Dear Friends and Benefactors,
As I promised you last week (and am I not always faithful to my promises?), here is the transcript of Part II of our Wiccan invocation of Moloch, the great Canaanite god of child sacrifice, stakeholder capitalism and the Great Reset. You may recall that Part I ended with the intonation of the Wiccan Rede by our High Priest Bill “The Vaccinator” Gates and his High GMO Priestess Melinda.
As a reminder, please note that as this rite continues, the altar and all the ceremonial implements of Part I are still present, the candles are still lit, and the Circle of Power is more vibrant than ever with magnified Cosmic Life. However, you may notice something new around each of the four candles: a pair of vaccine syringes ready for delivery: one from Pfizer and one from Moderna. The purpose of Part II of this rite, you see, is to enhance the genetically modifying powers of these vaccines so as to have maximum effect on the target population!
You may also notice frequent sexual references during this part of the ceremony, since this rite is also designed to stimulate fertility (for those who have not been sterilized).
High Priestess: “OH—WAH…..…TAH—GOO…….SI—AM!”
High Priest: “Oompa loompa doompety doo;
I’ve got a perfect vaccine for you.
Oompa loompa doompety dee;
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.”
Both: “What do you get when you practice safe sex?
It sure beats the heck out of abstinence!
Who are these people who tell us ‘Be chaste’?
Sex is such a terrible thing to waste!
Fake morality deserves our hex!
High Priest: “Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got a second vaccine for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Both: “Monogamy’s fine when it’s once in a while,
But soon you’ll be bored and you’ll need a new style!
Who says multiple partners are wrong?
If you don’t sleep around will you really belong
The way that we do?”
High Priest“Oompa loompa doompety doo
Have we got some mRNA for you!</strong
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do!”
NOW BOW YOUR HEADS AND ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES FOR THE FINAL VACCINE AND BLESSING:
High Priestess: “Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo! Give it up for Moloch, and then we’ll let you go!”
High Priest: “Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo: When we’re together the Spirit is hot – bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo: He can do magic believe it or not – bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Salagadoola means mechicka booleroo But the thingmabob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo: When we’re together the Spirit is hot – bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!”
And now, my friends, snitch on! The bourgeoisie is not yet destroyed!
I, your most humble Supreme (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master) Pastor, salute your integrity, authenticity and intersectionality!
Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,
(Rev.) Jim Jones
Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter
Little St. James Island