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TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 2018
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YouTube Shooter Identified As Nasim AghdamThat’s Funny, She Doesn’t Look Jewish

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The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

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 Trump Threatens To Send Immigrant Caravan To Baltimore

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – President Trump on Tuesday ratcheted up the pressure to persuade the 1,500+ immigrants marching from South America to the US to turn back or stay in Mexico.

Democrats decried the President’s comments: “Making these poor people feel unwanted is one thing, threatening their lives is quite another. Shame on you, President Trump,” Sen. Chuck Schumer (RTRD-NY) told reporters.

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Obama Envisions Creating ‘A Million Young Barack Obamas’ During Speech In Japan

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 438. There Are Now Only 944 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.