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TUESDAY'S TRIUMPHS

TUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Question — 

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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

Treasonist Whack Job For Senate

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Nine Ways Trump Is Literally Stalin

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ISIS Lays Down Arms After Katy Perry’s Impassioned Plea To ‘Like, Just Co-Exist’

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New Report Finds Adult Film Star May Have Paid Over $130,000 To Cover Up Sexual Encounter with Trump
NEW YORK—Alleging she was deeply concerned about the destructive effect the revelation could have on her reputation, a new report released Tuesday suggests that adult film star Stormy Daniels may have paid over $130,000 to cover up a sexual encounter with Donald Trump. “Newly uncovered legal… Continue Reading

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 — Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

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