SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (DECEMBER 7), in our Special “Pearl Harbor Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Still Recording History As It Happens!”
In Official “Vodkas and Latkes” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re celebrating an eight-day miracle during one half-assed evening!”
In our “Holidays Dispirited” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Trying To Stay In A Holiday Mood After Obama’s Really Reassuring Speech.”
In our “Obama’s Speech Bomb” E-dition, The Blower said, “Here’s Something Else That Will Live In Infamy.”
And in our “Muckraker Memo” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Cost Of Free Stuff Could Wind Up Being Quite High!”
TUESDAY (DECEMBER 8), in our Special “Obama Trashes Hanukkah” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, The Blower said, “Amazingly, Some People Were Surprised!”
In our “TV Contributors Suspended” E-dition, The Blower said, “For What They Said About Obama”
In our Special “Artis Conception Gallery” E-dition, The Blower said, “Featuring the “$tan Che$ley” Collection!”
And in our “Trump’s Triumphs” E-dition, The Blower said, “He’s Using People’s Political Correctness Against Them!”
WEDNESDAY (DECEMBER 9), in our 2015 “Multi-cultural Holidays” E-dition, The Blower said: “Walmart complains X-ma$ isn’t commercial enough!”
In our “Political Postery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Adding Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Obama Bashing!”
In our “Joyous Tidings” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting CHRIST Back In CHRISTmas!”
And in “Shooters In The Suburbs” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Time To Get Yourself A Gun.”
THURSDAY (DECEMBER 10), in our Special “Only 407 More Days” E-dition, The Blower said, “Until January 20, 2017!”
In our “Fearful Forecast” E-dition, The Blower said, “Here’s Something Else You Won’t See In The Fishwrap!”
In our “Fearful Forecast Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because The First One Was Flat Out Wrong!
And in Special “City Hall Stupidity Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Another Day, Another Blunder!
And in “Clueless County Commissioners” E-dition, The Blower said, “They’re Foolishly Following The Party Line”
FRIDAY (DECEMBER 11) in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said, “Everybody’s Getting Trumped!” after Republican 2016 Presidential Frontrunner Donald Trump ignited a firestorm of Biblical proportions this week when he calling for a moratorium on Muslim immigration “until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody who thought there might be some really unfortunate unforeseen consequences after Obama signed legislation to repeal that homophobic “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” legislation, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is Phil Burr-ass, whose Gay Porn Collection is the envy of small-penis perverts everywhere.
And in our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our “How To Deal With Terrorists” E-dition, The Blower offered “The Only Sensible Solution!”
And in our “Re-gifting Guide” E-dition, The Blower said, “First, keep track of who gave those crappy gifts to you!”
SATURDAY (DECEMBER 12) In our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured: “More Real American Heroes!
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower showed you the “Media’s Marvelous Muslim Meltdown!”
in our “Unseasonably Warm Greetings” E-dition, The Blower said, “Fifteen years ago today, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 in Bush v. Gore. Next day’s N.Y. Times banner: “BUSH PREVAILS: By Single Vote, Justices End Recount, Blocking Gore After 5-Week Struggle.”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!